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[McJongJing]

Well, we are a literal nation of criminals.

[ScumbagSoldier]

I knew some Australian girls in Uni. The most common sentence was "LET'S GET FUCKED UP, CUNTS!"


They also bought my roomate from New Zealand a sheep costume. I once found a black guy passed out in my bed wearing it.

[McJongJing]

Yeah, that sounds pretty accurate.
I remember my sisters mates back in high school bought her a sheep costume as a goodbye thing.

[ScumbagSoldier]

Yeah, that sounds pretty accurate.
I remember my sisters cunts back in high school bought her a sheep costume as a goodbye thing.

Fixt :)

If there's one thing I was taught, it's that yer mates are cunts, and yer cunts are mates.

[McJongJing]

Cunt is such a cunting versatile word.
I remember calling a fellow student a retard and telling her to kill herself over some sjw shit in front of the teacher, and being let off.
Good times.

[Ollistar]

tbh this is how i actually envision an aussie conversation

Your average Australian:

The most common sentence was "LET'S GET FUCKED UP, CUNTS!"

I'm getting Michael Cusack all sorts of traffic.

[ScumbagSoldier]

Pretty sure said Australian girls showed me the latter video.

[Ollistar]

Pretty sure said Australian girls showed me the latter video.

Good. I love Michael Cusack.

[Ollistar]

He finally got a new Damo and Darren out the other day.

(here's another personal fave just cause I knew people basically just like this in highschool)

scumbag on the right :^)

[McJongJing]

Playing video games with aussies is fucking great
I was playing TF2 yeah, I know it's gone to shit and some guy called Farnsy started spamming buddha qoutes in the chat.
These aussies then started shitflinging over the mic
>FARNSY YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING SHITCUNT
>SHIT FARNSY GO BACK TO ASIA
>GUYS I FUCKED FARNSYS MUM LAST NIGHT
>SHIT FARNSY YOU FUCKED UP THE WHOLE GAME

[McJongJing]

But I like Aussie bantz

[McJongJing]

So the ANZ is paying female employees more to balance out 'muh gender pay gap'
Jesus fucking christ. Thank god I moved to New Zealand. For fucks sake Australia, you used to be cool.
This is more cucktastick than Sweden.
"THE banking giant will provide top-up superannuation contributions of $500 a year for female staff with less than $50,000 in their super funds in an attempt to reduce the gap in retirement savings between men and women."

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/latest-news/gender-the-main-reason-for-pay-gap-report/story-fn3dxity-1227461000729

[McJongJing]

Because betafags bend to their whims and lick their heels.
People think that women can never do anything wrong.

[Kami_sama]

Because people don't understand statistics, never check the studies used in political debate and at the end it's the one who manage to talk the best to people emotions that win.

Just focus on getting your degree, this way you'll be in the privileged part of the society that the women have apparently a harder time getting into.

[RQ]

>le apex fallacy
>le halo effect
>le victim complex

Reminder that young women are earning more money than you and doing better in school