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[McJongJing]

This thread is for absolute mad men!
Get in here if you're a MAD CHEEKY CUNT

Sick mad cunts assemble!

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[ScumbagSoldier]

Is this an austraila thread?

[McJongJing]

It is now. OZZIES GET THE FUCK IN HERE.
NO POOFTAHS ALLOWED.
TODAY WE DISCUSS THE PLAN TO INVADE NEW ZEALAND.
I've already taken Wellington, it was pretty fucking easy, kiwis are soft cunts.
Get a few more sick cunts over here and we'll be back in time for the barbie.

[ScumbagSoldier]

Fookin kiwis are right pooftah sheep shaggin' cunts, m8.

[McJongJing]

Damn fucking right you are dazza. They also got the sluttiest slags in the world. Good thing kiwis are too busy shagging sheep to care.

[Kami_sama]

I think I finally realised: Australian are the true redneck of the English speaking world, right?

[McJongJing]

Yeah, except we don't fuck our cousins.
We did that once, long ago.
And that's how aborigines were created.

[Ollistar]

Yeah, except we don't fuck our cousins.
We did that once, long ago.
And that's how aborigines were created.

Fun fact: Australians actually came into existence when England dumped a bunch of filthy criminals on a god forsaken island where every living thing (and some dead) are genetically designed to murder you. What happened next, no one could have expected. The criminals began fucking the local koalas. Shortly after, the drop bears began to give birth to the very first Australians. Being secluded from the real world and unaware there existed places outside the living hell they were born into, they settled down.

[McJongJing]

Man koala pussy is great. You should try some.

[Ollistar]

Man koala pussy is great. You should try some.

Nah, I can't be tainting my perfect white penis with the unpure.

[McJongJing]

Go back to your ugly sheilas then. I'll be enjoying some prime Aussie beef

[Royalkitten]

tbh this is how i actually envision an aussie conversation

[Ming]

[McJongJing]

The accent isn't as thick, but there tends to be lots of swearing and shit flinging.
Especially around the more bogany areas. Fuck bogans. I remember having to walk through a gang quarrel to get on the bus once.
They were standing around shouting at each other, and when the bus came they separated to let us on, then went back at it.
One of them got on the bus and started banging the Windows shouting "I'LL KILL ALL YOU CUNTS"
What a mad cunt.
This other time some slag asked my mate for a dollar, and stabbed him with a key for not giving her one.
Then her friends threatened us and told us to give them our phones.
Luckily they left and we got out with just a scratch and a wet shirt after they threw a coke bottle at one of us.

[Kami_sama]

Australia is extreme!