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.~*the island*~. => ♊♆☽Secret Island Library☾♆♊ => Topic started by: Futaba on June 21, 2016, 05:24:23 PM

Title: Ming's Funeral
Post by: Futaba on June 21, 2016, 05:24:23 PM
in the arms of the angel
fly away from here
from this dark cold hotel room
and the endlessness that you fear
you are pulled from the wreckage
of your silent reverie
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort here

~ In Memorium ~
(http://i.imgur.com/ujjfuzG.png)
Despite everything, I believe Ming was a good person on the inside. He did molest those kids but like he always said, "they were asking for it :damn: " Life's funny that way. Ming always hated life. I remember once he attempted to end it all by using the largest, spikiest dildo I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot. It didn't work. He was overcome with pleasure though.

Please remove your shoes.
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: Ming on June 21, 2016, 05:46:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5VcZVA4.jpg)
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: McJongJing on June 21, 2016, 06:45:12 PM
You see your honour, Ming was a child on the inside. Hence he was well within the age of consent.
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: Kami_sama on June 21, 2016, 06:55:48 PM
Rest in peach Ming. :sad2:

It is somewhat ironic that a life full of failure ends by a success, though the question of if you knew that the semen was poisoned will always remain. :sigh:
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: Ky on June 21, 2016, 11:03:56 PM
I should of saved up money so I could of attended his funeral.  :eee:
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: Ming on June 22, 2016, 02:03:33 PM
It's okay

Nobody else came either

 :food:
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on June 22, 2016, 07:21:13 PM
People came, they just did it at home.
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: McJongJing on June 22, 2016, 09:49:44 PM
I watched a livestream of it
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: Ky on June 22, 2016, 10:40:23 PM
That feeling when you know over a 1000 people will attend my funeral. Based iwi is based.  :sparkle:
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: McJongJing on June 22, 2016, 11:57:47 PM
that feeling when they only attend it out of social obligation :laugh:
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: Ky on June 23, 2016, 01:46:22 AM
 :laugh:  Funny because its true.
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: McJongJing on June 23, 2016, 03:36:39 AM
Now I made myself sad :((((((
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: Ky on June 23, 2016, 06:22:19 AM
What makes me sad is when you don't check my daily blog on snapchat.  :sad2: 
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: McJongJing on June 23, 2016, 09:24:11 AM
Tbh I deleted snapchat to make room for in-flight movies. Gotta redownload it
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: Ky on June 23, 2016, 06:32:57 PM
 :punch:
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: Pleinair on June 26, 2016, 04:42:37 AM
Speaking of funerals, what kind of funeral would y'all want?
I wan't my ashes mixed in with some asphalt and used to pave part of the I5.
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: McJongJing on June 26, 2016, 06:37:08 AM
I want my body jettisoned into space

Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: Ming on June 26, 2016, 09:19:04 AM
I want a crypt built in a mountain where I shall sit on a throne for all eternity
Title: Re: Ming's Funeral
Post by: pomo-chan on June 27, 2016, 03:31:29 PM
KISS MY BUDDHA