Attain immortality.
Then I'll have all the time in the world to achieve my other goals, such as playing through my whole videogame backlog or becoming cute through science.
But, momono, the church of pomo says that artificially augmenting the viability of the vessel that holds your brain is a grave, grave sin.
Besides, we are ceaselessly dying as our consciousness shifts from one state to another, so immortality won't preempt death.
That's why we must ascend and forsake the integument that is our human bodies so as to attain a single, collective consciousness, just as the book of pomo states 54:3221.
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