Seriously, I thought olli was terrible at telling stories, this is even worse, no passion!
"Then he pulled his dick out." YEAH LIKE THATS PERECTLY NORMAL IN A SLEEPOVER
WHAT, were you like 14 or something? Because then I would think its a biiiiiiiiiit more normal
Man, how come I don't have friends who randomly take their dicks out... Last year when I was in a small house with everyone in my class, it had like a row of bunk beds next to eachother, and I was sleeping next to my mate, he got so pissed when I jokely rolled over to him and started spooning him at 4am ...
Another one of my totally straight friends slapped my arse once. Although he claimed that was a joke.
My friend with a GF also does that alot... on everyone..