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ScumbagSoldier

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Re: General Chat
« Reply #1035 on: August 02, 2015, 03:20:20 AM »

API loves you  ya faggot! :heart:



i killed a mosquito last week by trying ti pull it's stinger out, it was so well attached to the head that i accidentally decapitated it, and then further pulled it out also ripped out it's internal organs from the hole of it's neck

today i slapped a mosquito to the floor and let it walk onto a piece of tissue, then i drowned it in dish soap, and it burnt it's legs off while it was scrambling to get out, until it slowed down, suffocated and died

This is the correct response to mosquitoes.
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Ollistar

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  • oop lol
Re: General Chat
« Reply #1036 on: August 02, 2015, 03:25:36 AM »

Also the bug thing made me miss Ming's post. Shit dude, sorry to hear that.

If it's any consolation you make a wonderful mother and are doing a great job keeping all your little princessi in check!

:whine: :blush: :kiss:
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landshark

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  • earthboat
Re: General Chat
« Reply #1037 on: August 02, 2015, 05:27:00 AM »

I'm sure she loves you ming...who wouldn't??
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landshark

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Re: General Chat
« Reply #1038 on: August 02, 2015, 05:38:53 AM »

why do girls have such messy desktops
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landshark

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Re: General Chat
« Reply #1039 on: August 02, 2015, 05:50:29 AM »

woah
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Ming

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Re: General Chat
« Reply #1040 on: August 02, 2015, 06:23:23 AM »

i killed a mosquito last week by trying ti pull it's stinger out, it was so well attached to the head that i accidentally decapitated it, and then further pulled it out also ripped out it's internal organs from the hole of it's neck

today i slapped a mosquito to the floor and let it walk onto a piece of tissue, then i drowned it in dish soap, and it burnt it's legs off while it was scrambling to get out, until it slowed down, suffocated and died

You have my blessing to purge these annoying little twerps

Go forth, you beautiful machine of insect torture  :sad2:
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Ming

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Re: General Chat
« Reply #1041 on: August 02, 2015, 06:23:59 AM »

The same reason females download more porn than all the male customers pcs I fix.

Well that was unexpected
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Kami_sama

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  • Live large, die large. Leave a giant coffin.
Re: General Chat
« Reply #1042 on: August 02, 2015, 07:01:59 AM »

Also the bug thing made me miss Ming's post. Shit dude, sorry to hear that.

If it's any consolation you make a wonderful mother and are doing a great job keeping all your little princessi in check!

:whine: :blush: :kiss:
Ming is Alice and we're his dolls. :nyoron:
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landshark

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  • earthboat
Re: General Chat
« Reply #1043 on: August 02, 2015, 07:11:01 AM »

kamisami
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Kami_sama

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Re: General Chat
« Reply #1044 on: August 02, 2015, 07:19:28 AM »

-hugs-
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landshark

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Re: General Chat
« Reply #1045 on: August 02, 2015, 07:21:30 AM »

 :yuri2:
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Ming

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Re: General Chat
« Reply #1046 on: August 02, 2015, 07:32:08 AM »

-hugs everyone-

-molests-
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McJongJing

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Re: General Chat
« Reply #1047 on: August 02, 2015, 07:44:11 AM »

-hugs myself-
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Kami_sama

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Re: General Chat
« Reply #1048 on: August 02, 2015, 08:04:31 AM »

Ming you shouldn't! :kyaa:
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Ming

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Re: General Chat
« Reply #1049 on: August 02, 2015, 08:28:33 AM »

-whips-
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