I bring you good tidings of great hope!
I couldn't stop thinking about the beheading on the Greyhound Bus.
That is so HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm trying real hard to make sure
I continue to have an anus in good health
for the rest of my years.
You might be a closet gay
Keep it at least PG13 rated though, folks, I'm not a ho.
Now I know where I was getting that retarded racist vibe from
'Did Palin cost McCain the election?'
I say, well maybe, but Oprah sure helped.
I still continue to be
not so impressed with "chocoholics."
