NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW, MY LIFE GOT FLIP TURNED UPSIDE DOWN NOW I'D LIKE YOU TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME A PRINCESS OF A SITE CALLED API, YEAH?
ON CHUU.PW, BORN AND RAISED.
THAT FAGGY BOARD IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
STRETCHING OUT SUCKING DICK ACTING ALL GAY.
AND ALL SPUNKING ON WAIFUS ALONG THE WAY.
WHEN A COUPLE OF COMMIES, WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD, STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.
I GOT IN ONE AUTISTIC FLAME WAR AND TERME GOT SCARED
"This is worse than Gaia Online. Fuck Chuu. Rot at API"
I CALLED HIM A FAG AND A CUM RAG DAY AFTER DAY
BUT HE SHUT DOWN THE SITE AND I WAS ON MY WAY
HE GAVE ME THE BOOT AND GAVE ME MY TICKET
I PUT CHIRU.NO ON AND SAID MIGHT AS WELL KICK IT
TONS OF QT PRINCESSI YO THIS AIN'T BAD
BULLYING MING ON AN ISLAND?
IS THIS WHAT THE PEOPLE ON API SHITPOST LIKE?
THIS MAY (not) BE ALRIGHT
