I wish so hard I'd lose 2-3 kg of fat. I'd look normal after that.
Also I just ate banana cake and some chocolate, it was delicious.
Dude, 2-3kg is nothing. I don't know what you're physical activity level is, but losing weight starts in the kitchen.
Let's assume you lay around like a fatass all the time. Based on height and body fat percentage, you burn 1500 calories (ish) a day. A common weight loss metric is a 500 caloric deficit, so you'll be eating 1000 calories a day. You'll need protein to prevent muscle degredation, vitamin c to prevent scurvy and keep your immune system healthy, and carbs for energy (unless you wanna be a tired lazy NEET, in which case you can probably skip this step.) So, a sample meal would be 2 slices of bread, 5 oranges, and...50 peanuts. On this, you'll be (more or less) healthy, and losing at least a pound a week, and that's on being lazy with no exercise.
Source:I did some research into losing weight once, realized I'd have to do what I just described for something like a year to look good (I'm 5'11 and 180ibs) and that I'm lazy, so I gave up.
EDIT:Also, the both of you quit your bullshit on MUH TABOLISM.