So the company Christmas party ended with my car stuck in the mud, and a 3 course dinner all over myself and my seat. We ditched the car in the middle of nowhere to avoid a DUI charge. Got home at 5 in the morning, has to walk home with vomit on my clothes in the cold. I went back with a buddy's truck so he could pull my car out. Spent like 2 hours just looking for it. Cleaning it was damn nightmare. It still smells rank. Ruined my favorite sports coat. Also kinda got a little frisky with a co worker's wife. In front of him.
I'm not going out drinking with those guys again. That's enough normie bullshit to last me a year or two.
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