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[Ming]

the filth of society

[ScumbagSoldier]

Can we get like, an adopt a neet system going?

I'd adopt a Ming, but I don't think I can afford to feed him very well, and I don't think he'd enjoy sleeping on the floor at night. Especially in my cramped dorm room.

Whaddaya say, Ming. How does day after day of kraft dinner, 7-11 pizza, and grilled cheese sandwiches sound?

But I have to go to work

 

Good! Keep it up Ming! Don't go back to being the filth of society, you can do it!

DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES.

[Ming]

Sounds great! But only if I get to bring my computer and fumos 

[McJongJing]

No Ming's staying with me!
I have a reclining chair you can sleep on, and a nice desk for the computer and fumos.
You just have to make sure you hide in my closet whenever my parents are around.

[ScumbagSoldier]

Pfffft.

If Ming stays with me, he won't have to hide from anyone but my roomates, and they don't go in ,my room.

As for your computer and fumos, well, I hope you don't get too pudgy from cheap greasy food, because you're gonna be crammed in some small spaces.

[McJongJing]

Yeah, but I can actually afford to feed Ming.

[Ming]

Yada, don't go fighting over little old me

[ScumbagSoldier]

Yeah, but I can actually afford to feed Ming.

Can you?

Can you really?

The Ming is a low maintenance creature anyway. Plus, I won't try any gay shit on him.

[Kami_sama]

I can give you a mattress, a pillow, blankets and a table for your computer. My parent would probably be OK with it and you could eat with us. My stepfather is a great cook. 

[Ming]

Kami swoops in and takes the lead 

What's happening?

I think they're trying to adopt me

[Ollistar]

If you can get to America you can stay in my room! It's big enough for 2 if you're okay with a sleeping bag or a mat! You can bring all your fumos and eat my parents' home cooked meals!

[ScumbagSoldier]

If you can get to America you can stay in my room! It's big enough for 2 if you're okay with a sleeping bag or a mat! You can bring all your fumos and eat my parents' home cooked meals!

I can give you a mattress, a pillow, blankets and a table for your computer. My parent would probably be OK with it and you could eat with us. My stepfather is a great cook. 

I can't compete with this.

Ganbatte on your new toblerone, or possibly, burger filled life, Ming.

Unless you're swayed by delicious poutine, that is.


Can't you just feel it clogging your arteries from here?

[Ming]

Clog clog.

Also these are all very nice offers, thank you 

[lmoa]

Unlike you nerds I can actually feed Ming better with my own home cooking.

Maybe I'll even get to *directly* feed the Ming 

[Kami_sama]

There's a con in a town near my village so the train is filled with teens in pikatchu or totoro pyjama.