Here I am.
This is so weird like remember when I did the cute inspection thread that was basically a less extensive version of this and it got like 3 pages in the matter of hours before it was locked? And I couldn't even get through all the posters because I didn't even know a bunch of them? Wow times have changed. ded forum ded princessii ded life
Ming
Ambitious NEET You are the most active poster on this forum.
You started out as a rampant cuteposter on /jp/ who was lured here by terme's juicy cock. Yes, that fat, juicy cock made you lust after this mysterious island. The cock of the island. You wanted it. You dreamed of it. And you were going to get it. So you joined the site and after annoying terme a little, you had your encounter.
“Pants off,” Terme demanded. Ming scrambled to obey. His cock bounced free, gleeful as the rest of him. Ming panted and looked up at him expectantly. Terme straddled his thighs and tore his shirt open, buttons skittering all about the office. Ming grinned.
“Wipe that fucking smile off your face, you stupid fucking cunt,” Terme snarled, “toss off for me. Show me how dirty you are, boy.”
“Um…toss off what?”
Terme rolled his eyes, “what is it you lot say? Spank your monkey. Rub one out. Whack off. Have a wank, you silly bastard!”
Ming sucked in a breath and wrapped his hand around his erection.
“Nasty boy, lying there on the floor having a wank. Get up,” Ming hesitated for a moment, giving Terme an opportunity to raise his voice, “Get up! UP!”
He yanked Ming to his feet and dragged him to the chair at his desk for guests, Ming tripping over the pants around his ankles the whole way. He pushed the boy down into his chair and moved to stand behind him.
“Nasty, nasty boy. Dirty little twat. Why I put up with your shit day after day I’ll never know.”
Ming threw his head back and moaned. Little, “hah hah,” noises escaped his lax mouth as his hand worked furiously over his length. The sight alone was intoxicating to Terme, but Ming had squeezed his eyes shut to focus more on Terme’s voice, and that just wouldn’t do.
As Ming finally released his---
wait what.What the hell.
Okay anyway, you joined api, posted a ton, and became an icon for the forum. A figurehead.
When I first joined, you welcomed me. Even though you posted a shitton, they were quality posts. I wasn't annoyed by you. You also made possibly my favorite post ever in the history of the forum, tyrannosaurus rekt.
Then, everything changed when mandingo terme wiped everything.
You came back, but this time, as a mod. And between you, raz, and miau(<3), you're my least favorite staffer. You never move threads when I request, you ignore my reports, you delete replies, and that annoys the shit out of me.
And worst of all, you're not the posting powerhouse you once were. Sure, you're at the top, but you've been slipping to (ugh) royalkitten. And you're posts have lost the cute luster they once had. They're now gritty and shitty.
It has taken a while, but I feel like I at least
know you now. Its a good and a bad thing, but I like that youre more real, raw, and unhinged.
This post seems really harsh, but these are my real thoughts that you signed up for, and just because you're my least favorite staffer doesnt mean you're not still in my top 3 favorite users. I may not like a lot of you're posting, but you're a fantastic, loveable person.
