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[Ming]

Friends don't sodomize friends

[Ky]

 

[McJongJing]

the asian guy from uni isn't talking anymore. Now it's "who has no friends"

This is your own fault. If yy just met up with me once when I was in Wellington we could of been real friends.  Not just snap chat BFFS.

Yeah it's my own fault, I take full responsibility.
I'd rather be friendless than having a gaping asshole

I like how you put yourself as the bottom. But 'dam'  noodle why ya think I'll be hooking up with you on the spot. I would love to meet your parents first. Then go into a fit how over protective they are. Then we good.

"So how'd you two meet"
"Well you see it all started on this gay anime forum..."

[Ky]

I say we share the same interests in hobby crafts. And then I lay down the smooth words about accounting to woo your mother and then we are good to go as friends. With my sick ways with words she will high five me and force you to live in Auckland so we can do best friend stuff.

[Kami_sama]

And by best friend stuff Ky meant running down hills while having your bff impaled on your fist.

[McJongJing]

Roly polies down hills

[Ky]

I'm sorry but I can't roll down a hill that would be insane motion sickness. All I can do is watch you enjoy yourself as you roll. 

Sorry to disappoint the best friend time with my sickness.  But as my super best friend you understand and have already forgiven me. Thanks pal.

[McJongJing]

I dunno Ky. Roly Polies are pretty important to me...

[Ky]

I'll do my best even take more than my monthly injections to try decrease my motion sickness levels to make you happy! As much as a best friend can.

[pomo-chan]

hi guys. lifehack here. new lifehack. if you're living in your car and you miss your brother then take a big bite into your arm to forget. forget what. ok

[Kami_sama]

the polynian anime fig is finally available but this happen right when I'm switching bank. So I can't pay in 3 days like they asked.

I contacted their customer support and they said they could hold the order up until next Monday and I'm not sure I'll have my credit card in time to make the payment soon enough for it to arrive in time.

I'm tempted to tell their customer support I'll manage to do it in time and hope for the best, but I'm not sure if it's a smart idea.

[Ming]

Wowzers I have actually managed to reset my day cycle to getting up in the morning. It's 10:40 writing this and I just got back from the store, bought breakfast, and ate it.

the polynian anime fig is finally available but this happen right when I'm switching bank. So I can't pay in 3 days like they asked.

I contacted their customer support and they said they could hold the order up until next Monday and I'm not sure I'll have my credit card in time to make the payment soon enough for it to arrive in time.

I'm tempted to tell their customer support I'll manage to do it in time and hope for the best, but I'm not sure if it's a smart idea.

Yeah I got my invoice too! Took them long enough, I don't think I've seen a figure get delayed so many times.

Let's hope your banks are quick to do the switch. 

[Kami_sama]

I recieved my new credit card today

one step closer to becoming a creepy nerd!

[Ky]

Pc all set up.  I better overclock it after work.  But now I have a extremely hard problem to fix, naming my new ssd.

[Ollistar]

Pc all set up.  I better overclock it after work.  But now I have a extremely hard problem to fix, naming my new ssd.

Super Suck Dick