I wanna see the technology man.
Animal now you can, with Google Glasses!
Select a wide variety of filters to mask your dull grey existence.
Be connected with literally everyone all the time with google glasses!
You don't even have to pick up the phone to check your emails or anything!
And now we can have local deals delivered straight to your retina, for your convenience!
good thing Google Glasses is a fucking retarded idea that will never take off