Okay class, it's time to learn the days of the week!
Monday is Getsuyoubi!
Since it's the first day of the week, you have to get up and go!
Tuesday is Kayoubi!
Because you want to Ka...Kut your throat open!
Wednesday is Suiyoubi!
Because you're only halfway through the week you want to suicide!
Thursday is Mokuyoubi!
It feels like you're still ages away from the weekend, so you're being mocked!
Friday is kinyoubi!
Because you could kill to get home from work early
Saturday is nichiyoubi!
Because you wasted your Saturday watching nichijou or something!
Sunday is Doyoubi, because now you have to do it all again!