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Wait where are my pants oh no that bear has a boner and its charging at me oh god now it's on top of me nonononononononononono wait, no, he's using his thick fur to cover up my shame on national television what a guy I need to take him for a beer after this haha beer for a bear oh god it's so warm and soft on my dangly bits but wait is this a male bear or a female bear am I gay now okay not okay bear you need to let go or show me your boobs I know I'm asking a lot of you since we only just met but please understand I have a reputation but I will take responsibility so I guess what I'm saying is, will you marry, bear? But only if you're a girl bear tho on second thought God didn't exactly say it was wrong to lay with a male bear as if it was a human male so I guess it's kind of okay but bear is also gay slang for a hairy dude which might make it a bit too gay plus then there's the whole not being able to have kids bit but what if they lied to me in biology like how they lied about Santa Claus all those years to MY FUCKING FACE while grinning behind my back OH WAIT maybe we could have werebear children, that's pretty cool and I do think a bear girl daughter would be really cute but what if I fall in love and hopelessly descend down the spiral of interspieces incest but on second thought maybe I'm thinking too far ahead