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Pleinair

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Re: McDonalds
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2016, 05:30:37 AM »

I tend to over eat. I hate myself.
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Ming

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Re: McDonalds
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2016, 07:41:38 AM »

Actually ran into an old coworker when I went for a walk a few days ago and first thing she said after hello was wow you've lost weight.

She asked about my diet and I said I'd just been eating a bit less fat. She didn't believe that was all so I said I'd been eating more vegetables and she thought that sounded better.

Now a lot of people think there's like some kind of voodoo involved with losing a lot of weight rapidly. And I won't deny it.

But want to know the real secret ingredients to showing off them bones the dark lord gave you?

Half a lunch per day, no more, no less, first thing in the morning so you have the whole day to burn it off, and just... absurd amounts of barely sweetened, black coffee so you don't faint from your minuscule calorie intake. Also make sure to sit on your ass as much as possible because too much movement will break you, and avoid sleeping more than 7 hours, because you won't burn fat when sleeping.

EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

Occasionally I'll buy like some ice cream, buy a cheese and some bread, or a chocolate bar or bake something like cookies, but it's never enough to actually meet my required calorie count so I'm still losing weight despite eating more junk than actual food on those days.

Or... maybe I haven't lost weight, and it was just that I wasn't wearing lots of baggy clothing that made her see my true form which surprised her. Oh well.

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Re: McDonalds
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2016, 01:55:39 PM »

i'm 6'4" and only eat once every 2 dayts
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Ming

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Re: McDonalds
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2016, 04:05:45 PM »

Eat half as much and save the rest for the next day

NOW YOU CAN EAT EVERY DAY!

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Pleinair

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Re: McDonalds
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2016, 05:29:52 PM »

Moar burgs! I'm getting Carl's Jr this time. I'm gonna gain another pound this trip.
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Ky

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Re: McDonalds
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2016, 07:49:38 PM »

Carl's Jr is rather new in NZ only been a few times only bought the 25dollar family pack or whatever they call it. Last time I went in somehow my friends and I were in the building for two hours before we noticed how long we had been talking at the tables.  :gloom:
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ScumbagSoldier

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Re: McDonalds
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2016, 11:50:58 PM »

The first time I tried Carl Jr's, I was sort of unimpressed. The second time, it was a lot better, and the staff was super polite and friendly, even though me and my sister walked in literally 2 minutes before closing.

God Damn those waffle fries are love.    :eat:
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Re: McDonalds
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2016, 11:56:58 PM »

excuse me


it's called HARDEES

not CARL'S JUNIORS


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Pleinair

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Re: McDonalds
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2016, 12:09:27 AM »

What kinda backwards ass redneck name is Hardee's?
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DirtyRed

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Re: McDonalds
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2016, 12:13:41 AM »

What kinda backwards ass redneck name is Carl?
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Pleinair

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Re: McDonalds
« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2016, 12:32:06 AM »

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Pleinair

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Re: McDonalds
« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2016, 12:32:25 AM »

A royal one
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Re: McDonalds
« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2016, 01:12:42 AM »

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Pleinair

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Re: McDonalds
« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2016, 01:28:11 AM »

So what your saying is that only the best side of the country has Carl's?
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McJongJing

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Re: McDonalds
« Reply #29 on: September 03, 2016, 02:02:44 AM »

I don't think they have those here
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