Dear diary,
Today I went to an all you can eat buffet with my dad and stepmom. There was a fat black guy at the table next to us who was asking one of the employees for a straw. My dad leaned over to him and dropped the incredibly clever joke: "hey if they don't give you a straw, just tell them "that sucks!"" to which he was completely ignored and left with an awkward silence. My stepmom then started putting entire steaks in plastic bags and stuffing them into her purse. While leaving my dad kept smashing the car alarm button on his keychain while yelling "Help! I'm being raped, help!" these actions confuse me as there was no alcohol involved. I won't be doing this again in the near future.
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