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.~*the island*~. => ~♥ アニメ王女の島♥~ => Topic started by: McJongJing on May 04, 2015, 06:15:39 AM

Title: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: McJongJing on May 04, 2015, 06:15:39 AM
This is a HAPPY thread where we talk about all the WONDERFUL things that are stopping us from killing ourselves!
I'm not killing myself because I'm excited about the future.
It's the fucking  future!  :yay:

The future back in the 80s (aka our present) was going to be super cool.
They were gonna have hover cars, and holograms and space travel and mecha.
But they got it wrong.
But that's okay because it means that this time's for sure!
The future is gonna be HELLA awesome.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Royalkitten on May 04, 2015, 06:30:10 AM
I was thinking about making this thread, but I already made a depressing one. My reason is one day I hope to have a wife and kids! just kidding that shits retarded. I haven't killed myself because I do not really know.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: McJongJing on May 04, 2015, 06:39:34 AM
Phew, I almost thought you went crazy before I read that spoiler.
If I woke up married with kids I'd jump off of a cliff.
And in my will I'd specify that I want my money to go anywhere but my family.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: ganguro loli raper on May 04, 2015, 06:41:17 AM
I desperately wish real life was like GITS or pyscho pass or some other futuristic detective anime. I wanna be an android and maybe frig an android babe, so I am holding onto life until I realize it's impossible
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: ganguro loli raper on May 04, 2015, 06:45:09 AM
just waiting until that, or they stick fiber optic cables in our cerebellums and we can live out realistic fantasies and simulate all sensations that we maybe don't even know exist. Can you imagine if they could replicate the pain and anxiety of death in a simulation? Maybe you would want to live knowing by first hand experience how painfully it would be?

audio visual is old hat, we need cerebral taps
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Kami_sama on May 04, 2015, 06:51:21 AM
When you're dead you have nothing. Even of living involves a shitty pain/happiness ratio I prefer this over not existing at all.

Things that make me excited are the new discoveries in neuroprostetics and surgery. Maybe one day we'll be able to morph into touhou ! :yay:
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: McJongJing on May 04, 2015, 06:56:57 AM
Loli raper, you want to live in a dystopian cyberpunk future?
We're already living it

Fibre optic brain vr sounds cool though.
Eventually I think we'll all be plugged into that, whilst robots take care of us.

I'm excited for surgery technology too!
I hope we get better looking traps out of it.
maybe they'll even be able to get rid of all your fat
Brain surgery also sounds cool.
I'd love to be able to mod my brain to help me concentrate more.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: RQ on May 04, 2015, 07:14:13 AM
I'm gonna be studying about BCIs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain%E2%80%93computer_interface) on my free time this summer. I'm hoping to do some sort of cool EEG (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroencephalography) project in my last year of uni

future is now bros
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Kami_sama on May 04, 2015, 07:19:31 AM
During my master I'll be able to take a lot of courses involving prosthetics you can control with your brain. It really feel like in my sc-fi books!  :eee:
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: McJongJing on May 04, 2015, 07:27:18 AM
I actually used a brain computer interface once when I was getting tested for adhd. You had to concentrate on moving Pac man forwards.
It was cool, but it felt really inconsistent.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: ganguro loli raper on May 04, 2015, 08:34:29 AM
Loli raper, you want to live in a dystopian cyberpunk future?
We're already living it

Fibre optic brain vr sounds cool though.
Eventually I think we'll all be plugged into that, whilst robots take care of us.

I'm excited for surgery technology too!
I hope we get better looking traps out of it.
maybe they'll even be able to get rid of all your fat
Brain surgery also sounds cool.
I'd love to be able to mod my brain to help me concentrate more.

Yeah, I want some prosthetics. Maybe an arm or electronic eyeballs

god, it makes me giddy with excitement thinking about becoming a cyborg/android
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Ming on May 04, 2015, 10:03:16 AM
Robocock
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Ollistar on May 04, 2015, 10:44:25 AM
Killing yourself is dumb.

While we're on the topic, have you guys seen the body augmentation already going on? Dunno about other countries but in America it's been happening underground, mostly in shifty tattoo shop basements right now. Last I heard all they were doing was putting a magnet under the fingertip. Functionality is super cool though limited right now, but it's a big step in an awesome direction.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on May 04, 2015, 05:07:09 PM
Maybe someday I can get a thingy in my head meat to make it good.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Ming on May 04, 2015, 05:25:36 PM
I want cyber eyes because my real ones are broke as heck.

My reason for not killing myself is... well I've said it before, but I don't really have reason to live, but I don't have a reason not to live either. I think a lot of people are like me in that regard.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: bubblecat on May 04, 2015, 05:28:50 PM
I haven't killed myself (yet) because I need to experience The Last Guardian first. I also need to see how the Rebuilds end.

That and the prospect of being able to leave reality behind forever through VR.

Unfortunately for me TLG, The final Rebuild, AND the consumer Oculus keep getting delayed over and over, and it's really testing my patience.

Prosthetics interest me as a cyberpunk fanatic, but the reality of it is that they will be used to track and control you, just like they are already doing with your cell phones. Freedom is dead.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on May 04, 2015, 05:30:36 PM
Maybe when shit gets /cyb/, princessii can become super cool freedom fighters!
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Hiro on May 04, 2015, 05:36:36 PM
because im here for you  :yay:
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: lmoa on May 04, 2015, 05:36:53 PM
Too many cartoons to watch
Too many corean mmos to grind
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: bubblecat on May 04, 2015, 05:40:51 PM
just waiting until that, or they stick fiber optic cables in our cerebellums and we can live out realistic fantasies and simulate all sensations that we maybe don't even know exist. Can you imagine if they could replicate the pain and anxiety of death in a simulation? Maybe you would want to live knowing by first hand experience how painfully it would be?

audio visual is old hat, we need cerebral taps

This is literally the plot of Strange Days (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange_Days_%28film%29), and in that this was abused buy hooking it up to a victim of rape so that they could experience all the feelings that the person raping them is feeling first hand while they are being raped.

Exciting future ahead, folks.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Pleinair on May 04, 2015, 10:11:04 PM
But, dying is such a hassle.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: ganguro loli raper on May 04, 2015, 11:31:37 PM
just waiting until that, or they stick fiber optic cables in our cerebellums and we can live out realistic fantasies and simulate all sensations that we maybe don't even know exist. Can you imagine if they could replicate the pain and anxiety of death in a simulation? Maybe you would want to live knowing by first hand experience how painfully it would be?

audio visual is old hat, we need cerebral taps

This is literally the plot of Strange Days (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange_Days_%28film%29), and in that this was abused buy hooking it up to a victim of rape so that they could experience all the feelings that the person raping them is feeling first hand while they are being raped.

Exciting future ahead, folks.

I surprisingly haven't seen this movie. That sounds erotic as hell.

We need to digitize the brain. That's the first step. I don't think it's impossible to figure out the vast neural network of the mind.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Ollistar on May 05, 2015, 12:52:58 AM
If nothing else, you fags should hold old for fuckable robots. That's where the future is.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: McJongJing on May 05, 2015, 01:25:46 AM
The goverment will probably make them illegal though.
Because women and conservatives have to ruin fucking everything.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Ollistar on May 05, 2015, 01:56:13 AM
The goverment will probably make them illegal though.
Because women and conservatives have to ruin fucking everything.

And liberals.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Pomfwall Riots on May 05, 2015, 03:32:51 AM
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But mostly the pornography I have not yet watched.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: McJongJing on May 05, 2015, 05:11:00 AM
The goverment will probably make them illegal though.
Because women and conservatives have to ruin fucking everything.

And liberals.
Liberals are just women with penises.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Royalkitten on May 05, 2015, 05:12:17 AM
politics? n-no thank you
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: ganguro loli raper on May 05, 2015, 06:43:19 AM
The goverment will probably make them illegal though.
Because women and conservatives have to ruin fucking everything.

Oh goddamnit, I didn't think about this at all.

god why are feminists literally ruining everything

I'm going to join an anti-feminist extremist group and wage a literal guerilla campaign against feminist propaganda
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: McJongJing on May 05, 2015, 06:49:44 AM
That would just give them more ammunition.
Victimization is their strength.
I wish conservatives would start trying to ban shit again.
They were much easier to attack.


It would be better if most of us died.

Can't bully the dead.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: RQ on May 05, 2015, 07:16:52 AM
The goverment will probably make them illegal though.
Because women and conservatives have to ruin fucking everything.

Oh goddamnit, I didn't think about this at all.

god why are feminists literally ruining everything

I'm going to join an anti-feminist extremist group and wage a literal guerilla campaign against feminist propaganda

tfw already doing this
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: murasa on May 05, 2015, 09:30:56 AM
I think they're literally already illegal in Canada
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on May 05, 2015, 09:34:20 AM
"Canada sex robot illegal" gets no relevant results, so I'm not sure.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: murasa on May 05, 2015, 09:40:11 AM
I remember hearing about it a couple years ago but looking it up now it might have been a hoax or something..
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Ollistar on May 05, 2015, 10:08:12 AM
Feminists will be gone soon. They're already eating each other alive.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Ming on May 05, 2015, 12:58:14 PM
Pretty much. Third wave feminists are just a bunch of power crazy brats preaching what they personally, subjectively like and don't like about stuff using what used to be a respectable movement as their speaker phone with no regard to actual equal opportunity and rights.

They're exactly what old feminism stood against. It's fucking tragic.

And they're so hard to argue with too because if you say anything they don't like, you get the LALALALA SHUT YOUR SEXIST MOUTH treatment.

It's like, if I was a black guy and called people racist whenever they didn't agree with my personal opinion about which colour my neighbours new car should be.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Kami_sama on May 05, 2015, 01:24:13 PM
Trying to get into the gender debate is useless IMO. The best thing to do is to identify where the current gender policy is in your disfavor and find workaround to avoid them. This way you'll not be in the part of the population who had to face these drawback.  :dance:
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Hiro on May 05, 2015, 01:28:51 PM
pry my robot sex women out of my cold dead hands liberals
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Royalkitten on May 05, 2015, 03:25:52 PM
Reported this thread to FEMEN for being problematic.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Miau on May 05, 2015, 03:28:01 PM
evangelion 4.0
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: McJongJing on May 05, 2015, 04:38:35 PM
evangelion 4.0
This is the wrong thread for posting that.
It should be in the 'reasons to kill yourself thread'
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Miau on May 05, 2015, 04:40:41 PM
evangelion 4.0
This is the wrong thread for posting that.
It should be in the 'reasons to kill yourself thread'
are you trying to pick a fight with me?
evangelion is great !!
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: McJongJing on May 05, 2015, 04:46:02 PM
Yeah, it was great.
Rebuilds are good as action movies, but they don't live up to the original series.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Miau on May 05, 2015, 04:50:13 PM
No they don't, the original series and EoE is 1,000x better than the rebuild movies, that's for sure. But I still enjoyed them and am looking forward to seeing how it ends.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: McJongJing on May 05, 2015, 04:56:11 PM
But afterwards there's no more eva :tears:
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Ming on May 05, 2015, 05:14:08 PM
And nothing of value was lost.

 :smoke:
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: bubblecat on May 05, 2015, 05:42:33 PM
I love Eva, but I'm tired of it getting milked to HELL. I'm hoping they use the assload of funds they get from Rebuild to produce a new original show directed by Anno. Please.

The thought of that possibility is another reason to stay alive for now :damn:
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: McJongJing on May 05, 2015, 06:08:10 PM
Too bad he's busy directing Godzilla.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: animal on May 05, 2015, 06:14:55 PM
eva will NEVER feel the sweet release of death
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: McJongJing on May 05, 2015, 06:17:48 PM
Anno why couldn't you have just killed yourself back when you were depressed.
Title: Re: reasons to not kill yourself
Post by: Cooro on May 06, 2015, 01:35:16 PM
It was hard to think of any but I would have to say unfinished cosplay would be my top reason.