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[Ming]

And I will massage you with butter and cheese spread (offer expires in 1 year so you better hurry)

[McJongJing]

I want to be a butterfly

[DirtyRed]

I want to be a cheese spread fly

[Kami_sama]

Massage me mingu

[Ming]

I bestow you one massage ticket!

You'll have to actually be within my vicinity to get the massage, though

 

[DirtyRed]

I'd like a ticket too

[Kami_sama]

I'm coming to Sweden Mingu.

Once the massage has been performed, we'll rise an army and go retake Finland for the glory of your king.

[landshark]

can i omit the cheese spread

[Ming]

Then it'd just be a butter massage and honestly that's kind of perverted don't you think

[DirtyRed]

Then it'd just be a butter massage and honestly that's kind of perverted don't you think

it's fine
you know what's perverted?
sunscreen

[Ming]

Damn right it is. It's a cookie cutter porn plot device if I ever saw one.

[landshark]

Then it'd just be a butter massage and honestly that's kind of perverted don't you think

whats wrong with butter massages 

[Pleinair]

I like it when butter massages my tum tum.

[Ming]

Too much of that and you'll get fat fat

[ScumbagSoldier]

Gibe sammich