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[pomo-chan]

Guess again! All I know is that Everything You Know is Wrong.

Think your children are as innocent as a new puppy on Christmas? Guess again! They Know Something You Don' Kno. They know that our American forefathers took drugs! And You Probly Don' Kno Where Yr Father Even Is 


The Proof:

I wanted the woods-wand'ring Indians 2 sleep w/ me. But I was afraid 'f th' cold 'nd made them sleep outside. So I never felt the touch of a warm, naked Indian; nay, not even in the cold of a cold, naked forest. 

  -Ben Franklin, The only president of the United States to not be president of the United States

The Puddin:

Rebellious Libertines lusting fer Life a. Liberty; G. Washington brought some hemp and I some paper and then quickly preceded to get 'stretched' by the hemp w/ Jefferson