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[Hiro]

hello api

recently i had a falling out with my singular gay friend.  i wont go much into details but all ill say is he was just really, really boring.  i am now in the market for a new gay friend. the position requires the following

• replying to my messages
• having interesting responses
• not being too gay
• openness to slight bullying
• playing videogames with me
• inflating my ego

please leave a description of yourself and your qualifications in this thread if your willing to take this prestigious position.  note i have a maximum of one (1) gay friend position, so only one of you will be chosen.
 


EDIT:  NO MINGPOSTING

[Royalkitten]

...???????
he came back for rq

[McJongJing]

I am a uni student aged 18, so I am at that prime gay age.
I live in a gay city called Wellington. There's lots of hipster faggotry here, so you know it's gay.
I have sucked at life. How GAY is that?!?! But I kissed a girl this one time, so it's not too gay.

I have very few friends, so I'm sure to respond to all your messages.
Furthermore, because I have no friends I won't leave you no matter how hard you bully me.

Thank you in advance. Please let me be your gay friend I'm so alone.

[ScumbagSoldier]

...???????
he came back for rq

He clearly said to not be too gay.

[Ming]

Bully hard or go home
Video games are for NERDS
I think inflating your ego further could have some health repercussions

Hi my name is Ming I'm 24 years old and I work in a warehouse filled with older Asian women. For fun I recently started building plastic robot men from Japan.

END OF MESSAGE

[McJongJing]

EXCUSE ME MING I HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT THOSE "plastic robot men" ARE IN FACT NOT ROBOTS BUT MECHA. A ROBOT IS A MECHANICAL BIPEDAL MACHINE IMBUED WITH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE THAT DOES NOT REQUIRE HUMAN INPUT TO FUNCTION. A MECHA HOWEVER IS CONTROLLED BY HUMANS, TYPICALLY FROM A COCKPIT WITHIN THE MECHA.
THE GUNPLA THAT YOU HAVE BEEN BUILDING ARE MECHA, NOT ROBOTS. WITHIN THE GUNDAM UNIVERSE THEY ARE PILOTED BY PEOPLE. THEY DO NOT ACT ON THEIR OWN. FURTHERMORE THEY CANNOT BE "robot men" AS THEY ARE MACHINES AND MACHINES ARE NOT GENDERED.

THIS HAS BEEN A PSA FOR IGNORAMUSES SUCH AS YOURSELF.

[Ming]

A ROBOT IS A MECHANICAL BIPEDAL MACHINE IMBUED WITH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE THAT DOES NOT REQUIRE HUMAN INPUT TO FUNCTION.

http://gundam.wikia.com/wiki/ALICE

[Kami_sama]

Hi, I'm a uni student in his early 20.

I don't receive a lot of message (or receive no message at all), so I'd be happy to respond to yours.
I think I have an interesting personality.
I'm straight but recently began to think that sucking dick was okay I guess. I don't know if this makes me gay enough for you.
I'd gladly be bullied a little bit.
I'd be happy to play vidya with you.
I can praise you if you want. We can even have some dominant/dominated role playing session if you want.

However be aware that I will use our interaction as fuel for my fantasy featuring you as a women or a girly man. Maybe as a futa, I don't know yet.

[Kami_sama]

I think I need to take a harsh look at my life rn.

[Ollistar]

I think I need to take a harsh look at my life rn.

I think you've got it all figured out.

[Ollistar]

I always reply to messages.

I'm always interesting.

I'm not really gay, but sometimes I'd like to wear girl's clothes and be fucked in the ass. If you go by the kinsey scale I'm a 2.

I'm open to bullying but I bully back.

I mainly just play fighters and shmups. Not exclusively but mostly.

I'd probably only ever inflate your ego for my own personal gain while making sure I'm still above you.


Probably don't pick me I guess. Also, according to an old dead thread, we're awkwardly close to each other.

[animal]

this is obviously a trick

[Ollistar]

this is obviously a trick

That's what people who don't get picked say.

[Kami_sama]

this is obviously a trick

Exactly what Olli said : you say this because you know you stand no chances against me THE ULTIMATE GAY FRIEND FOR YOU TO BULLY!!!

Please learn to deal with jealousy.

[ScumbagSoldier]

Please no gay on the apey eye, thank you.