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[Ollistar]

hey my real name is jacky

That's a cute name for either gender really. I like it.

S-s-scummy if you keep doing that to my ears I'll...I'll, I'LL HAVE TO GET GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC
"Scummy held down McJongJings ten dollar Sony earphones. LOOK AT HIM. YOU CANNOT COMPARE TO THE HIGH CLASS BASS THUMPING ACTION OF MY HEAD PHONES, he said as McJongJing writhed in pleasure from the crystal clear sound of the Dr Dres™"

I'm at like a chub rn but my peener is willing to commit, please continue.

[McJongJing]

Scumbag held McJongJing down, and held his head in place with unrelenting pressure.
"You little plebian faggot, I'll show you what real music feels like"
"Scumbag no! I-I-I just spent ten dollars on these earphones and can't get a refund. I've committed to them!"
Scumbag licked his lips.
"Is that so? Well I hope you've got enough cash for a pair of  Dr Dres™, because after you've had your ears pounded by it's sick drum and bass, you'll never be able to go back to those tiny squeakers you call earphones!"

[ScumbagSoldier]

>Beats

HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS SLANDER?

I CLEARLY SAID M-50S!

WHAT KIND OF BRAINDEAD PLEB DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?

http://www.audio-technica.com/cms/headphones/57a64f4a9fdbefd9/

[landshark]

i was about to say i dont think hed recommend beats

[Ollistar]

>Beats

HOLY SHIT HOW DID I MISS THIS?!

UNACCEPTABLE. BONER FUCKING KILLED. 

[McJongJing]

McJongJing thrashed about, but it was no use. Scumbag had the power of black metal on his side, hardening his muscles.
As the big, black, throbbing earphones surrounded his quivering little ears, his body went limp.
"WELL MCJONGJING? HOW'S IT FEEL TAKING REAL HEADPHONES ON"
But McJongJing never heard Scumbag. He was lost in the orgasmic symphony that only Dr Dres™ could provide

BUT THEN ANOTHER SCUMBAG BURST INTO THE ROOM.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU IMPOSTER? AND WHAT'S THIS PLEB SHIT YOU'RE RAPING HIS EARS WITH?"
He tackled the imposter, and ripped his mask off, exposing none other than Dr Dre himself!
"Shiiiiiiet, I would have gotten away if it wasnt for this meddling wigger!"

Scumbag ripped off the pleb shitphones, and slid on a pair of smooth M-50S
McJongJing never took them off. The Dr Dres were thrown into his shed, never to be seen again.

[ScumbagSoldier]

Good end.

Why would Dr.Dre have the power of Black Metal?

[McJongJing]

Because he's black.

[Ollistar]

He tackled the imposter, and ripped his mask off, exposing none other than Dr Dre himself!

10/10.

Great save. Boner has returned to full working condition.

[McJongJing]

that was fun. Should I write more doujin plots sometime?

[Ollistar]

that was fun. Should I write more doujin plots sometime?

Yes. I'm expecting a part 2 sometime.

[McJongJing]

Gotcha.
Me and scumbag team up to ntr Dr Dre and his shitty headphones.

[ScumbagSoldier]

Needs more descriptions of you feeling the smooth melody of delicious unmastered FLACs from the M50s, before gradually moving up to a premium pair of desk monitors, and finally, me filling your entire body with smooth, patrician music via the power of heavy grade vinyl being pumped through a stack of klipsch heretics.




HnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNG!

[McJongJing]

Please Scumbag, fill my sinful ears with the sweet, sweet sound of smooth jazz. I want to be corrupted by the crystal clear melody of the sax. Indulge me with the light thumping of the bass reverberating out your big black thumping stereo.

[Ollistar]

Please Scumbag, fill my sinful ears with the sweet, sweet sound of smooth jazz.

You really are a pleb! Smooth jazz is as normy as it gets. I bet you listen to fucking Kenny G.

Come back when you think you can handle REAL jazz like bebop or cool jazz. I didn't even list free jazz cause lord knows you couldn't handle that shit.