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Ming

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Sooooooo horny~
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:12:55 AM »

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Ming

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Re: Sooooooo horny~
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2014, 08:16:07 AM »

I just realized they're called antlers on moose and deer, not horns, which kills the joke. Should've gone with a goat instead. Hindsight's 20/20 eh?
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RQ

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Re: Sooooooo horny~
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2014, 08:21:45 AM »

This was not what I expected and the joke wasn't funny enough to make up for the disappointment, I'm sorry  :poh:
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Ming

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Re: Sooooooo horny~
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2014, 08:37:26 AM »

No, I'm sorry.

 :sorry:

If it makes it up to you I'm pretty much horny 24/7. Help.
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RQ

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Re: Sooooooo horny~
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2014, 08:42:53 AM »

That fact did make me feel better actually  :kyaa:
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Ming

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Re: Sooooooo horny~
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2014, 08:53:29 AM »

Glad I could be of help.

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Pleinair

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Re: Sooooooo horny~
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2014, 02:18:24 PM »

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Ming

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Re: Sooooooo horny~
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2014, 02:28:48 PM »

I would do things to that horn.

I would do things WITH that horn.

:ecchi:
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bubblecat

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Re: Sooooooo horny~
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2014, 03:47:52 PM »

I bind the god of this world (Satan) who has blinded their eyes to the truth of the gospel, and I loose the light of the gospel to shine on them and open their eyes. you spirit operating in the life of my loved one, blinding Ming to the gospel to keep Ming out of the kingdom of God, I bind you now. I belong to the Lord Jesus Christ. I carry His authority and righteousness and in His Name, I command you to desist in your maneuvers. I spoil your house according to the Word of God and I enter into it to deliver my loved one from your hands.

amen
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Hiro

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Re: Sooooooo horny~
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2014, 04:08:59 PM »

kusosure
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Raz

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Re: Sooooooo horny~
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2014, 04:27:26 PM »

@Ming why didnt you just edit your photo when you realized your mistake? also quest of the manwhore videos are hilarious.

999% horny 366 days a year i also just realized the spoiler tag has its own button
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Ming

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Re: Sooooooo horny~
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2014, 04:41:24 PM »

I don't know. The moose speaks to me.
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Ming

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Re: Sooooooo horny~
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2014, 05:12:02 PM »

Random note:

I have extremely sensitive nipples.
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Ming

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Re: Sooooooo horny~
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2014, 07:31:52 PM »

What were you expecting
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Miau

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Re: Sooooooo horny~
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2014, 08:06:34 PM »

You tricked me! I clicked on this thread expecting other things and this is what I get.
 :frusterated:
A trick is something a whore does for money.
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