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[ScumbagSoldier]

What are you doing on the jay?

[McJongJing]

Do you prefer the older internet, or the new internet?

[Ming]

What are you doing on the jay?

Whaaaaaaaat 

Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Do you prefer the older internet, or the new internet?

They both have their charm points.

[Ming]

For the record, I don't think api injokes have a place on /jp/.

 

[ScumbagSoldier]

I don't either, aside from the novelty of this one time.

Those first 2 posts aren't me, by the way.

[Ming]

It's cool, once is fine.

 

[Ollistar]

Ming made it on the 'chan. It's official, he's internet famous!

[Ming]

Look out world, some guy on 4chan mentioned me by name once!

[McJongJing]

[ScumbagSoldier]

Mom says she'll cop you a new daki, and she'll throw in some chicken tendies (or surstromming tendies, or whatever they have in Sweden) if you go out and do some chores, but you get there, and you see this:



What do?

(If you can't read it, it says "Police are patrolling this area. Antisocial behaviour will result in an 80£ fine.")

[Ming]

Turn around and walk back home.

[RQ]

I want to make a video with Ming

[ScumbagSoldier]

Seconded.

But what will it be? Just 20 minutes of us playfully bullying Ming as we stick a camera in his face and he weakly protests?

Actually, that gets me to wondering.

Ming:Are you Pewdiepie?

Independent to the above, how do you feel that he is now the most recognized Swede in history?

[Ming]

He's okay in my book, at least outside of his channel.

Plus he builds gundam models.

Am I jealous of his success? You betcha. But we can't all be winners. Someone has to writhe at the bottom.

[RQ]

But what will it be? Just 20 minutes of us playfully bullying Ming as we stick a camera in his face and he weakly protests?

This sounds like a lot of fun
Ming bullying show when?