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[pomo-chan]

Under these clothes?

That's right! buck-naked, jay bird, birthday suit, commando.

Hurry up and tell the that it's German.

Yes I do. Have a vagina, but that's essentially a penis, isn't it? No, it's not penis envy. I WISH I COULD BE LIKE MY FATHER.

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Hate that word, penis.

Dreadful dreadful word, huh? Penis? Like something you'd touch with a big, thick rubber glove, if at all!

Why, Ming, you goofball, it's lovely.

You scallywags, the lot of you! I'm still a woman, after all!

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Say it with me, boys! Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis!!!

[Kami_sama]

A guy once told me that he found the idea of resting his balls on the top of a girl's head hilarious.

He called this move the elephant.

[Ming]

We're all naked until our skeletons come alive

Then we become the clothes