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[McJongJing]

Fuck marriage. I'm going to die alone, just the way I like it.

[Kami_sama]

Today we received an e-mail telling us the master program was being remade. It wasn't a surprise for me, because some information had leaked beforehand. Now, for my section, there's basically 2 masters available : one where you don't get to specialize very much and another in robotics.

Of course I was planing to take the one in robotics. But turns out, it'll be only available starting from 2017, and I'll be beginning my master in 2016.

So I may have to change section in order to do a master related to something I like.

I don't celebrate my birthday with friends since I'm 12.

Kami is only 12 years old?

I'm a 12 years old shota entrusting himself to API, what are you going to do?

[Pleinair]

So I went to a Japanese super market and bought a bunch of beer and they got all shook up. The pressure made a couple leak in my car. It's gonna be a real hassle if I end up getting pulled over on my way home.

[Kami_sama]

Damn plein that sound like a really shitty day

[Pleinair]

Made it home without getting pulled over. Now I'm gonna take a shower, play TOS and drink some of what's left of my beer.

[McJongJing]

What would they even charge you with?
Having a messy car?

Today we received an e-mail telling us the master program was being remade. It wasn't a surprise for me, because some information had leaked beforehand. Now, for my section, there's basically 2 masters available : one where you don't get to specialize very much and another in robotics.

Of course I was planing to take the one in robotics. But turns out, it'll be only available starting from 2017, and I'll be beginning my master in 2016.

So I may have to change section in order to do a master related to something I like.

I don't celebrate my birthday with friends since I'm 12.

Kami is only 12 years old?

I'm a 12 years old shota entrusting himself to API, what are you going to do?

Can't you just push it back to 2017?

[Pleinair]

Some open container technicality.

[McJongJing]

I'm sure you could just say "sorry officer, the beer opened because the pressure was too high or whatever"
"I understand, have a nice night citizen"

unless you're a fucking darkie

[Ollistar]

unless you're a fucking darkie

rip Plenair 

[McJongJing]

I was wondering who the token black princess was.

[Ollistar]

I was wondering who the token black princess was.

Nah, IIRC he's mexican. But that's dark enough to be a criminal, so please be careful pleinair 

[Pleinair]

Yes, I'm of mexican descent.
I'll be trilingual in a couple of years and ready to "terk yr gerbs"

[Ollistar]

There will be absolutely no turking of my gerbs, thank you very much. I'll have you know I take good care of my gerbs and no one will be turking, or even tuvaning or mongolioning them, for that matter.

[ScumbagSoldier]

Ming pls ban all nonwhites from api

[Kami_sama]

It's not the white on the outside that count but the white on the inside.

I don't want t to wait one year MJJ because I'm not sure the master I wanted to take will be better than what I could go for if my shenanigans works, and also waiting would mean that there would be one year where  the state doesn't give me money because I'd be too old.