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TURBOSLUT

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if im not online
« on: December 29, 2015, 11:43:17 PM »
do u know what im doing ?????????//////////





























































































fyi im doing someone u know RIGHT THEN and u dont even kno it yet HAHA every dick youv blown ive been there before how does it feel 2b slurping up someone elses sloopy seconds???
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Ming

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Re: if im not online
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2015, 11:41:48 AM »
Jokes on you everyone on API is pure (of body).

Except those who aren't, but they're sub-human degenerates anyway so who cares about them

 :ok2:
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RQ

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Re: if im not online
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2015, 05:22:02 PM »
Quote from: TURBOSLUT on December 29, 2015, 11:43:17 PM
how does it feel 2b slurping up someone elses sloopy seconds???

Feels very sexy actually, I wish this happened
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TURBOSLUT

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Re: if im not online
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2015, 06:17:27 PM »
ya i kno what u mean cept I get my own 2nds and 3rds more often then not so its not as sexy but then again i get more than everyone else so i never get tired of it  :hiro:
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RQ

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Re: if im not online
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2016, 11:58:05 PM »
You're an inspiration  :plz:
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ScumbagSoldier

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Re: if im not online
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2016, 05:22:27 AM »
Turboslut, how do I have the sex?
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DirtyRed

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Re: if im not online
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2016, 07:13:22 AM »
1. Install Grindr
2. Specify you're a virgin
3. Wait for virgin hunters
4. ?????
5. DICKS

Disclaimer: I have no experience in such matters.
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Ming

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Re: if im not online
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2016, 07:26:09 AM »
6. Enjoy your AIDS
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TURBOSLUT

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Re: if im not online
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2016, 10:51:30 AM »
aids is an excuse for the perpetual-perma-VIRG for their prude as f*g natures LOL!

by the words of marilyn monroe: Live hard, die young, bc if you live life the right way youll die impaled on anothers man-sword anyways i mean if i havent gotten it yet clearly its just a myth
 :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:
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ScumbagSoldier

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Re: if im not online
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2016, 12:31:07 PM »
>tfw no female virgin hunters :sad:
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Kami_sama

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Re: if im not online
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2016, 02:03:56 PM »
My dream is to have an harem of TURBOSLUT
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DirtyRed

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Re: if im not online
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2016, 04:10:21 PM »
Quote from: ScumbagSoldier on January 02, 2016, 12:31:07 PM
>tfw no female virgin hunters :sad:
There are, but you are no longer young and innocent and you wouldn't willingly fuck them anyway
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Ming

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Re: if im not online
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2016, 04:56:39 PM »
I just want Alice

 :eheh:
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DirtyRed

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Re: if im not online
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2016, 05:18:58 PM »
I just want a touhou  :sad:
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Kami_sama

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Re: if im not online
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2016, 09:47:21 PM »
I want all the touhou at the same time. :sparkle:
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