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Ming

  • Empress
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  • Stinky Smelly Salary Man
Re: ERP
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2016, 10:29:40 PM »

*Get up on the table and masturbates furiously while looking at kittens on the internet (via projector becuz IM RICH BI*CHES*

 :wink: API Pass user since August 2014
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animal

  • Posts: 179
Re: ERP
« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2016, 10:46:55 PM »

* flips the table, stands up and pulls a gun

that's the last straw, I've finally lost my marbles for real, I'm going to kill everybody in here and then myself unless one of you is sweaty and muscular enough to wrestle me to floor and choke me out
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McJongJing

  • Posts: 7667
Re: ERP
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2016, 11:56:59 PM »

* flips the table, stands up and pulls a gun

that's the last straw, I've finally lost my marbles for real, I'm going to kill everybody in here and then myself unless one of you is sweaty and muscular enough to wrestle me to floor and choke me out
*teleports behind u*
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DirtyRed

  • Posts: 1716
Re: ERP
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2016, 12:11:00 AM »

Fuck's sake who the hell keeps leaving marbles on the floor
I almost slipped on one in the hall
 :eee:
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McJongJing

  • Posts: 7667
Re: ERP
« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2016, 12:18:46 AM »

Fuck's sake who the hell keeps leaving marbles on the floor
I almost slipped on one in the hall
 :eee:
all according to my keikaku...
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Pleinair

  • Posts: 1346
    • I swear I'll post more. Eventually...
Re: ERP
« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2016, 11:20:33 AM »

*rapes the maids*
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terms

  • Posts: 31
  • gf now
Re: ERP
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2016, 12:59:43 AM »

*george soros entres the convo where'ing a strap-aughn*  :heh:
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terms

  • Posts: 31
  • gf now
Re: ERP
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2016, 01:02:15 AM »

Soros: Who up doe. Lol. Where the bad b!tches @ ? I'm finna.  :heart: Qwaboo  :wink:
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McJongJing

  • Posts: 7667
Re: ERP
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2016, 01:17:22 AM »

*puts on Make American Great Again hat*
Even a baka like me knows to vote for Trump!


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xenu

  • Posts: 2
Re: ERP
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2016, 01:25:57 AM »

Lol
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terms

  • Posts: 31
  • gf now
Re: ERP
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2016, 01:40:30 AM »

Obama: Lol.
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Kami_sama

  • Posts: 4116
  • Live large, die large. Leave a giant coffin.
Re: ERP
« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2016, 02:05:00 AM »

* Hillary Clinton  begins striping
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animal

  • Posts: 179
Re: ERP
« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2016, 08:27:04 AM »

* the panicked flailing of my limbs slowly abates into feeble twitching and finally stillness as the life is squeezed from my body by the musclebound australian
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a worthless person

  • Posts: 1796
  • not worth worrying about
Re: ERP
« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2016, 03:41:08 PM »

* Worthless steps into the room. She is wearing a blue, slightly ill-fitting shirt, with a handful of grease stains on it. She wears a black, slightly oversize baseball cap, with the logo for Dominos on it. She stops walking, taking a sweeping look across the room with her dull eyes, heavy bags below them, her hair messy and greasy due to a double-shift of working at the local pizza chain, both making pizzas and delivering them. She coughs slightly, and looks up to the pizza box-holding sheath she's got balanced on one hand and her shoulder. "Someone ordered a pizza here, right...?" she asks, in a faint monotone, hoping that this wasn't another joke call. The owner makes her pay for those out of her pockets. He's an Egyptian 1st generation immigrant who mistreats any of his workers that aren't part of his extended family, and seems to pick on her in particular.

Upon seeing the mess, including a dead body, marbles strewn across the floor, and several politicians, she bites her bottom lip, wondering if she passed out in her car and was dying in there. A strange exhaust-like smell had been leaking into the cab of her 1989 Ford Taurus recently, maybe she had breathed in too much and had passed out, soon to be followed with a death by asphyxiation. As she closed her eyes with a deep breath, waiting for a response, she wasn't sure which she'd prefer, that this was reality or that it was a dying nightmare before the sweet release of death.


(OoC: Hi guys what's up! Hope you don't mind if I join xD)
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McJongJing

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Re: ERP
« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2016, 05:15:22 PM »

*drunkenly stumbles over the dead bodies
Hai, watashi dess!
*takes the pizza from your hands and inspects it*


There's no pepperoni! How'd you forget that! Go back and do it again you worthless sow!
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