people who touch me without my permission
people who refuse to see logic and reason
sensationalists
modern "art"
people who don't use their turn signals
people who call 911 for retarded things
people who smell bad
fat people
social justice warriors/special snowflakes/crybabies
zealots
moba fanatics
forced smalltalk with strangers
apologists
anti-nationalists
people who intentionally abuse others
stupid people
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