everybody wants to be loved
Yeah, but like, what if you trip and a lewd pops out?
>visit gamestop
>cute chasier waves me in
>"would you want some help finding a title?"
>she flashes me a smile
>I start sweating
>"sir are you alright?"
>arms, knees are shaking
>I wobble my way over to her, my face is turning green
>"...sir?"
>I stumble
>dragon dildos and kitty litter start falling out of my pockets
>thunk, THUNK, THUNK
>a silent horror creeps up upon her face
>my body starts to vibrate
>my time has come
>she screams
FUCKING GAMESTOP
