My primary objective in life would be frightening kids by spending years as "that one creepy doll in grandmas house she doesn't remember how she got"
Then in the middle of the night I will come alive and go stand over the sleeping grand kids.
As they slowly come to, see me and panic, I will slowly crawl onto the bed, get face to face with them. From where my mouth should have been, a few words make their escape.
Ey kid wanna /ss/