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Author Topic: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel  (Read 2860 times)

creamy

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Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
« on: September 05, 2015, 05:24:59 PM »



This is what the youth of our nation is like.

Ming

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Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2015, 05:33:53 PM »

Shampoo bottle in the poopoo
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ScumbagSoldier

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Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2015, 05:36:17 PM »

Dis is a sickness we do not want on API.
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RQ

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Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2015, 08:03:02 PM »

How do you even masturbate in the shower?

The hot water boils your balls and kills the sperm which makes ejaculation more difficult
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Ming

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Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2015, 08:07:26 PM »

...

If you're showering in water hot enough to 'boil' your balls, there are other, more immediate, concerns.

Edit: Also pretty sure what you're referring to is bathing in really hot water may diminish sperm count. Which has nothing to do with ejaculation.
« Last Edit: September 05, 2015, 08:10:56 PM by Ming »
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Kami_sama

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Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2015, 08:11:22 PM »

I don't because it's a pain to be sure there's nothing left the next person could notice.
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McJongJing

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Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2015, 08:42:02 PM »

Use sperm to assert your dominance as the alpha male
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animal

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Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2015, 09:38:08 PM »

RQ i know you take a lot of pride in being more overtly homosexual than anybody else but what you just said sounds completely nonsensical. you dont have to try to have some kind of informative comment on EVERY post related to anal masturbation
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McJongJing

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Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2015, 10:09:59 PM »

But the topic of the thread is anal masturbation
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RQ

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Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2015, 10:15:28 PM »

I was talking about regular masturbation

I legitimately can't fap in the bath because of the hot water, I'm surprised other people can
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ScumbagSoldier

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Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2015, 11:06:43 PM »

Why would you even fap in the shower? There's nothing to look at.
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Ollistar

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Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2015, 04:00:26 AM »

Why would you even fap in the shower? There's nothing to look at.

I do sometimes. I have a waterproof Bluetooth speaker and a phone. Tho nothing beats a good ol fap on the toilet.
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McJongJing

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Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2015, 04:01:14 AM »

Fapping in bed is the most comfy
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Ollistar

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Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2015, 04:02:54 AM »

Fapping in bed is the most comfy

Ye but toilet is most convenient. I don't want a mess where I sleep.

also the shower head is good for a little extra stimulation.
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pomo-chan

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Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2015, 04:25:45 AM »

Yet more proof that boys are  totally grody.
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