To whomever it may concern,
I knew from a very early age you were destined to be a philosopher. So, well done.
You comprehend the underpinnings of humanity.
You are hoping that all of your favorite people can join you in your pursuit of simple pleasures today.
Roll for initiative: six
I like pecans
I like grapes
Move five spaces and go to jail
With regards, Creamy "Crush" Llewellyn