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.~*the island*~. => ♊♆☽Secret Island Library☾♆♊ => Topic started by: creamy on September 05, 2015, 05:24:59 PM

Title: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: creamy on September 05, 2015, 05:24:59 PM
(https://anonimag.es/i/37af37a7de0a58015dd8706b7753bb1f.png)

This is what the youth of our nation is like.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: Ming on September 05, 2015, 05:33:53 PM
Shampoo bottle in the poopoo
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on September 05, 2015, 05:36:17 PM
Dis is a sickness we do not want on API.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: RQ on September 05, 2015, 08:03:02 PM
How do you even masturbate in the shower?

The hot water boils your balls and kills the sperm which makes ejaculation more difficult
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: Ming on September 05, 2015, 08:07:26 PM
...

If you're showering in water hot enough to 'boil' your balls, there are other, more immediate, concerns.

Edit: Also pretty sure what you're referring to is bathing in really hot water may diminish sperm count. Which has nothing to do with ejaculation.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: Kami_sama on September 05, 2015, 08:11:22 PM
I don't because it's a pain to be sure there's nothing left the next person could notice.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: McJongJing on September 05, 2015, 08:42:02 PM
Use sperm to assert your dominance as the alpha male
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: animal on September 05, 2015, 09:38:08 PM
RQ i know you take a lot of pride in being more overtly homosexual than anybody else but what you just said sounds completely nonsensical. you dont have to try to have some kind of informative comment on EVERY post related to anal masturbation
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: McJongJing on September 05, 2015, 10:09:59 PM
But the topic of the thread is anal masturbation
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: RQ on September 05, 2015, 10:15:28 PM
I was talking about regular masturbation

I legitimately can't fap in the bath because of the hot water, I'm surprised other people can
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on September 05, 2015, 11:06:43 PM
Why would you even fap in the shower? There's nothing to look at.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: Ollistar on September 06, 2015, 04:00:26 AM
Quote from: ScumbagSoldier on September 05, 2015, 11:06:43 PM
Why would you even fap in the shower? There's nothing to look at.

I do sometimes. I have a waterproof Bluetooth speaker and a phone. Tho nothing beats a good ol fap on the toilet.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: McJongJing on September 06, 2015, 04:01:14 AM
Fapping in bed is the most comfy
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: Ollistar on September 06, 2015, 04:02:54 AM
Quote from: McJongJing on September 06, 2015, 04:01:14 AM
Fapping in bed is the most comfy

Ye but toilet is most convenient. I don't want a mess where I sleep.

also the shower head is good for a little extra stimulation.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: pomo-chan on September 06, 2015, 04:25:45 AM
Yet more proof that boys are  totally grody.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: Ollistar on September 06, 2015, 03:57:17 PM
Quote from: pomo-chan on September 06, 2015, 04:25:45 AM
Yet more proof that boys are  totally grody.

At least we don't have cooties!!!!!
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: Kami_sama on September 06, 2015, 05:59:40 PM
I just lay a handkerchief on my belly when in bed.

Then throw it away the next day. :love:
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: creamy on September 06, 2015, 11:00:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KrcgGnv.png)
The saga continues

Highlight of the conversation:
(http://i.imgur.com/vIceKFE.png)

This is the viewpoint of the average teenager in America
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: McJongJing on September 06, 2015, 11:53:48 PM
What irc room is this?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: Ming on September 07, 2015, 10:35:59 AM
Is it the picture of Shark that you linked?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, on the Secret Jihadist Death Cult Channel
Post by: Ollistar on September 07, 2015, 11:56:37 AM
Quote from: Ming on September 07, 2015, 10:35:59 AM
Is it the picture of Shark that you linked?

Yes.