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[Ming]

welcome to being a single mother



























Alice if it's a girl

[landshark]

i hate you ming...

[simondaman]

ming is a horrible boyfriend.......

まったく。。。

[Ming]

I'd never actually do something like that

If I found out I was going to have a kid I'd probably go out to celebrate right away!

[McJongJing]

Woah
Stop
Hold the phone

What's with that Japanese cup?
There's no handle.
You'd burn your hand picking it up!
Fucking gooks man...

[Ming]

you just

wait for the tea to cool and steep before you run off with it

you...

double gaijin

[ScumbagSoldier]

>Having to wait for your tea


I didn't know Nips were in the fucking stone age.


If I ever heard my girlfriend (assuming I ever get one) was pregnant, I'd probably fucking kill myself.

[McJongJing]

If my girlfriend was pregnant I'd thank the nigger she cheated with and break up with her on the spot.

And fuck you I don't wanna wait. There's literally no reason not to have a handle.

[landshark]

bump

[Kami_sama]

If I have twins I'd name one bungle and the other api and see take bet on the internet on which one will be successful

[DirtyRed]

If I have twins I'd name one bungle and the other api and see take bet on the internet on which one will be successful

neither

[Kami_sama]

nooo ma babies...

[McJongJing]

Bungle will be stuck with a boring office job while api stays at home neeting and commits suicide at 30