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[McJongJing]

If you were to have a son or daughter, what would you call them?
If I had a son I'd like to call him John. Since it's similar to my first name, Jack.
He'd be like a mini me.

I'd like to name my daughter something old fashioned. Something like Alice or Charlotte.

[Kami_sama]

If I had a daughter I'd name her Marisa. The second one would be Alice. Then I'll secretly hope they incest together.

For my son idk. Name like Nicolas, Louis, Antoine are common her and sound pretty nice to me. Maybe I'd try to find a more original one, like mine, so he'll feel special.

[McJongJing]

"Daddy, what are we named after?"
"Two girls from a shooting game in the hopes you'd have incestual sex"
"Btw Zun is your godfather"

[a worthless person]

Charles.

Middle name "Martel"

I'd call them The Hammer

Hopefully the name will propel him or her to fight the islamic moorish threat that is plaguing the land, just like their amazing, world-saving namesake, Charles, who fought the crescent and saved Europe from it's tyranny in the battle of Tours in 732.

If only his Carolingian dynasty had lasted longer, and kept europe strong 




god bless Charles the Hammer, champion of the cross against the crescent, hero of the age 

[McJongJing]

We need to marry Worthless off already so they can give birth to the savior of Europe!
 

[Hiro]

no one here will have children

[McJongJing]

no one here will have children

Semen donation

[Hiro]

the sperm bank would turn you away for being weird

[McJongJing]

I'll buy a synthetic womb then.

[Hiro]

feminists will ban those in the year 2025

[McJongJing]

I'll use the black market.
Ky knows where the good shit is.

[Hiro]

enjoy your non-white synthetic womb

[Ming]

I'll have kids at some point I bet.

If iI have a daughter, Alice. Actually not because of my obsession with the 2hu, but I always liked the name. Alternatively, Lyra, after a character in a book series I liked. 

If I have a son... not sure. But the middle name will be Sebastian. It's what mine is, and my dad has it, his dad had it, and his dad had it. Might go further back, I don't know. But it's become tradition now so I shall keep it up.


Didn't we have this thread already?

[McJongJing]

Ming, I don't mean to sound rude, but where do you plan on finding a gf, let alone a wife.
It's not like you socialise outside of work. I want to know since I have the same issue
And that's a nice family tradition you've got going.
It'd be interesting to see how far back it stretches.

enjoy your non-white synthetic womb

Ntring the synthetic black dicks.

[Ming]

Just because I don't socialize right now doesn't mean I'm incapable of it and plan on living as a shut in forever