.~*the island*~. => ~♥ アニメ王女の島♥~ => Topic started by: McJongJing on July 01, 2015, 09:02:33 PM
Title: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 01, 2015, 09:02:33 PM
If you were to have a son or daughter, what would you call them? If I had a son I'd like to call him John. Since it's similar to my first name, Jack. He'd be like a mini me.
I'd like to name my daughter something old fashioned. Something like Alice or Charlotte.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Kami_sama on July 01, 2015, 09:12:49 PM
If I had a daughter I'd name her Marisa. The second one would be Alice. Then I'll secretly hope they incest together. :kyaa:
For my son idk. Name like Nicolas, Louis, Antoine are common her and sound pretty nice to me. Maybe I'd try to find a more original one, like mine, so he'll feel special.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 01, 2015, 09:19:28 PM
"Daddy, what are we named after?" "Two girls from a shooting game in the hopes you'd have incestual sex" "Btw Zun is your godfather"
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: a worthless person on July 02, 2015, 12:23:58 AM
Charles.
Middle name "Martel"
I'd call them The Hammer
Hopefully the name will propel him or her to fight the islamic moorish threat that is plaguing the land, just like their amazing, world-saving namesake, Charles, who fought the crescent and saved Europe from it's tyranny in the battle of Tours in 732.
If only his Carolingian dynasty had lasted longer, and kept europe strong :sad2:
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Hiro on July 02, 2015, 05:26:54 AM
the sperm bank would turn you away for being weird
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 02, 2015, 05:28:47 AM
I'll buy a synthetic womb then.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Hiro on July 02, 2015, 05:29:15 AM
feminists will ban those in the year 2025
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 02, 2015, 05:32:16 AM
I'll use the black market. Ky knows where the good shit is.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Hiro on July 02, 2015, 05:36:54 AM
enjoy your non-white synthetic womb
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Ming on July 02, 2015, 07:22:14 AM
I'll have kids at some point I bet.
If iI have a daughter, Alice. Actually not because of my obsession with the 2hu, but I always liked the name. Alternatively, Lyra, after a character in a book series I liked. :damn:
If I have a son... not sure. But the middle name will be Sebastian. It's what mine is, and my dad has it, his dad had it, and his dad had it. Might go further back, I don't know. But it's become tradition now so I shall keep it up.
Didn't we have this thread already?
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 02, 2015, 07:55:08 AM
Ming, I don't mean to sound rude, but where do you plan on finding a gf, let alone a wife. It's not like you socialise outside of work. I want to know since I have the same issue And that's a nice family tradition you've got going. It'd be interesting to see how far back it stretches.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Ming on July 02, 2015, 08:13:13 AM
Just because I don't socialize right now doesn't mean I'm incapable of it and plan on living as a shut in forever
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 02, 2015, 09:00:31 AM
You betray the sacred art of neetdom...
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Ming on July 02, 2015, 09:04:07 AM
If the reward is a loving wife, friends, your own place, and MONEY, then it's worth the disgrace
:sorry:
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 02, 2015, 09:20:32 AM
Going off topic, but would you give up ALL your jay stuff? Would you give up the Touhou and figs?
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Ming on July 02, 2015, 09:42:42 AM
Never
If I build a house I'll have a secret rooms filled with my shameful secrets
(http://i.imgur.com/x5CZ8ik.jpg)
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: a worthless person on July 02, 2015, 03:54:20 PM
Lautrec
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: lmoa on July 02, 2015, 04:05:25 PM
I'd be too tempted to make an online pseudonym or cartoon reference. Some of what I think of would be cool to me but hella embarrassing for any child to have.
Archaic, outlandish names are what tickles my inner neckbeard. I really do think Mana is a cute name. A nerdy couple I know did name their latest child Magnus, so perhaps they're not as bad as I'd imagined?
I'll stick to shiddy mmo characters :poh:
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Hiro on July 02, 2015, 04:30:11 PM
i knew a jap girl named mana dont worry
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on July 02, 2015, 04:38:42 PM
I've always thought names after places were cool. God help me if I ever have kids, but I'd name my son "Nevada."
Honestly not sure about a daughter. Maybe a name from mythology.
Then again, Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-El, and Frank Zapppa named his daughter Moon Unit, so I don't think I can top that.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Ollistar on July 02, 2015, 04:45:50 PM
So one can top Frank Zappa so don't feel so bad.
Mana is cute! I like that for a girl's name.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on July 02, 2015, 04:56:41 PM
Also: Ming, please ban yourself for being a failed normie.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: animal on July 02, 2015, 05:12:58 PM
the idea of naming kids after fictional characters from mass media kind of makes me sick, but those kids will probably grow up to be sick so it all works out i guess
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: lmoa on July 02, 2015, 05:13:10 PM
I'm dead set on the naming my future daughter Lilith.
Fun fact : here's a onahole series named Lilith. They feel quite good.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 03, 2015, 07:00:39 AM
Lillith is a nice name, but I feel like everyone would call her a slut and make fun of her. Also it translates to night hag.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Pleinair on July 03, 2015, 12:37:24 PM
I'm well aware of the succubus connotation. To me, Lilith is a name of strength and independence. She didn't take shit from Adam and didn't afraid of anything.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Hiro on July 03, 2015, 01:34:08 PM
why would you give your future daughter the sluttiest name in history
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Post by: simondaman on July 04, 2015, 12:56:09 AM
that is seriously the worse name you could name your daughter right next to crystal
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Ming on July 04, 2015, 03:14:15 AM
last name meth
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 04, 2015, 03:23:14 AM
Stacy is pretty bad.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Ollistar on July 04, 2015, 01:08:00 PM
I used to work with a Crystal. She actually looked like a crack head.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Pleinair on July 04, 2015, 02:00:40 PM
I used to have a little crush on a girl named Crystal back in the sixth grade. She had freckles.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: simondaman on July 04, 2015, 02:05:05 PM
stacy sounds like a bitch
crystal is pornstar or junkie 100% of the time
if i have a boy im naming him jack
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: lmoa on July 04, 2015, 02:06:06 PM
I used to think Paige was a cute name, but then I was introduced to a truly abhorrent specimen with the same label.
The two Crystals I knew turned out alright.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 04, 2015, 05:27:14 PM
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 05, 2015, 08:49:55 AM
How did someone like that even find the opportunity to breed.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Kami_sama on July 05, 2015, 09:16:52 AM
No one here knows that Rambo isn't a first name so it's ok.
The guy was born in '99 or something so maybe people won't even know who Rambo is by the time he begins to attend school. Let's hope for him. :tears:
Naming your daughter Reimu is OK for the same things IMO, because no one will know it's in fact a video game character. Though naming your daughter with the name of a fictional character you probably spent days wanking to is a little bit weird.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 05, 2015, 09:18:13 AM
It's still a silly sounding name in itself though. But I guess it would be nice if they were actually Asian.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: lmoa on July 05, 2015, 10:16:28 AM
aw yes thanks Ming
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on July 05, 2015, 06:07:49 PM
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Hiro on July 06, 2015, 08:39:19 AM
you should see the looks i get when i say i wouldnt fug a black girl i bet ill get those same looks when i get asked if id pound boyp*ssy in about 2 years
fuck this gay earth
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 06, 2015, 08:46:10 AM
Yeah it's looking pretty gay.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Ollistar on July 06, 2015, 01:42:41 PM
That's great! But we're talking about blacks, not qts.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Ming on July 07, 2015, 06:03:05 AM
When did you get so racist ayepee
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 07, 2015, 06:07:57 AM
Brown girls are gods gift to men. Just not blackies. (http://salcedofrancis.weebly.com/uploads/8/6/7/8/8678212/4457979.jpg?392)
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: RQ on July 07, 2015, 08:04:07 AM
It's normal to not be attracted to people who look very different from you. Doesn't mean you can't be friends :yay:
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Ming on July 07, 2015, 08:52:23 AM
They don't have to look like me to be my friend, but they have to like what I like
:book:
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Raz on July 08, 2015, 04:09:29 AM
@Ming Mandatory faggotry? isn't that a prereq to register here? :wink:
Idk, if I ever had a daughter I'd probably name her Senya. I dont think it means anything it just sounds nice and is usually the name of all my stealth/rogue/assassin type characters in games. The other girls name i would pick is Alice because its a cute name for cute girls.
Fuck if i know what id name a boy though. probably Raz or something.
better than @Miau though who said if she ever had a kid she'd name them Bookshelf...
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Hiro on July 08, 2015, 10:13:21 AM
That's a cool name. There's the big possibility that kids would make fun of him making boner jokes cause he has hard in his name, but kids will do that with anything and it's really not a big deal. I doubt that would continue past 7th or 8th grade and he'd learn to appreciate it in high school if he doesn't already.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Ming on July 19, 2015, 07:38:36 AM
don't give your kids strange, bully material names please
it's not worth it
:sad2:
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Kami_sama on July 19, 2015, 08:52:53 AM
My name is strange but I was never bullied because of it. I was bullied anyway but at least I could be proud of my special name. :sparkle:
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 19, 2015, 08:55:45 AM
Reinhard is too strong a name to bully.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Ming on July 19, 2015, 09:17:42 AM
My name is the strongest force in the universe
:dance:
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: landshark on July 19, 2015, 09:20:23 AM
ming what should we call our baby :blush2:
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Ming on July 19, 2015, 09:42:23 AM
we can't have kids
(http://i.imgur.com/uuUvsyK.png)
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 19, 2015, 09:46:03 AM
Synthetic womb
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: landshark on July 19, 2015, 09:46:25 AM
but you already impregnated me
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Ming on July 19, 2015, 10:44:50 AM
welcome to being a single mother
(http://i.imgur.com/noYfhe5.png)
Alice if it's a girl
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: landshark on July 19, 2015, 10:46:10 AM
i hate you ming... :augh:
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: simondaman on July 19, 2015, 10:52:23 AM
ming is a horrible boyfriend.......
まったく。。。
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Ming on July 19, 2015, 10:59:11 AM
I'd never actually do something like that
If I found out I was going to have a kid I'd probably go out to celebrate right away!
(http://i.imgur.com/yJhmjLo.jpg)
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 19, 2015, 04:14:48 PM
Woah Stop Hold the phone
What's with that Japanese cup? There's no handle. You'd burn your hand picking it up! Fucking gooks man...
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Ming on July 19, 2015, 04:30:23 PM
you just
wait for the tea to cool and steep before you run off with it
you...
double gaijin
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on July 19, 2015, 04:47:13 PM
>Having to wait for your tea
I didn't know Nips were in the fucking stone age.
If I ever heard my girlfriend (assuming I ever get one) was pregnant, I'd probably fucking kill myself.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: McJongJing on July 19, 2015, 04:49:32 PM
If my girlfriend was pregnant I'd thank the nigger she cheated with and break up with her on the spot.
And fuck you I don't wanna wait. There's literally no reason not to have a handle.
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: landshark on January 14, 2017, 07:16:40 PM
bump
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: Kami_sama on January 14, 2017, 08:33:45 PM
If I have twins I'd name one bungle and the other api and see take bet on the internet on which one will be successful
Title: Re: baby names
Post by: DirtyRed on January 15, 2017, 03:09:01 AM