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.~*the island*~. => ♊♆☽Secret Island Library☾♆♊ => Topic started by: Ming on October 14, 2014, 07:09:04 PM

Title: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on October 14, 2014, 07:09:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Xasma3g.jpg)

Standing by for your replies.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: murasa on October 14, 2014, 07:27:51 PM
How did you become such a loser?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Gropy on October 14, 2014, 07:28:51 PM
How did you become such a cutie?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Pleinair on October 14, 2014, 07:43:30 PM
Why are you NEET?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Royalkitten on October 14, 2014, 08:09:02 PM
bring back hiro?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on October 14, 2014, 08:25:58 PM
How did you become such a loser?

(http://i.imgur.com/78TJqfq.jpg)

I was always a loser. I tried to change my fate once but it didn't work out.

How did you become such a cutie?

(http://i.imgur.com/etTBSzw.jpg)

By surfing the net 10 hours everyday!

Why are you NEET?

(http://i.imgur.com/SOzrA9a.png)

I'm not good enough yet to pursue self employment doing what I like. And I'd rather be a NEET than work a job I don't like. ESPECIALLY now that I get what a 20 hour part timer would every month.

I also have to take a lot of breaks both from the computer and physical labour or my vision goes crazy. In the end its just a lot of trouble and most workplaces would not be able to put up with it.

bring back hiro?

(http://i.imgur.com/XyqM32N.jpg)

He removed me as his friend.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Momona on October 14, 2014, 09:36:34 PM
BRING BACK HIRO
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Fuura on October 14, 2014, 10:03:59 PM
Why would you guys want to bring Hiro back here? He finally broke free and now you want to take that away from him? Hiro deserves this more than anyone else.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on October 15, 2014, 09:59:34 AM
BRING BACK HIRO

(http://i.imgur.com/2OLnzwU.png)

Only way he'll come back is if API becomes large and ripe with like minded Otaku and niche hobbyists.

So... get on it!

Why would you guys want to bring Hiro back here? He finally broke free and now you want to take that away from him? Hiro deserves this more than anyone else.


Why do you tick alot of my boxes for my dream guy?  :owo:

(http://i.imgur.com/Gi0n6Rn.jpg)

Because I killed him and ate his innards to gain his powers.




































I actually don't know.

(http://i.imgur.com/QX8mqFP.png)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Tsukikage Yuri on October 15, 2014, 10:26:52 AM
OP is lying. I'm your friend.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Momona on October 15, 2014, 10:28:06 AM
BRING BACK HIRO

Only way he'll come back is if API becomes large and ripe with like minded Otaku and niche hobbyists.

So... get on it!
Nobody will ever join because they'll see that the place is dead and leave.
If we want to bring in people you'll have to wipe the whole site and pretend it started yesterday. Remember to hide everyone's join dates and postcounts.
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Post by: Royalkitten on October 15, 2014, 10:41:21 AM
wipe this *grabs memories*
Paradigmprincessisland, a place with no memories. 40 posts ago everynyan lost their memories.  :omg:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on October 15, 2014, 11:09:48 AM
OP is lying. I'm your friend.

(http://i.imgur.com/0magnDg.jpg)

You caught me.

Nobody will ever join because they'll see that the place is dead and leave.
If we want to bring in people you'll have to wipe the whole site and pretend it started yesterday. Remember to hide everyone's join dates and postcounts.

(http://i.imgur.com/i4ElvsG.jpg)

That is actually a good idea Momo!

The 'Great Destruction' would have to be timed with some major recruitment efforts though.

wipe this *grabs memories*
Paradigmprincessisland, a place with no memories. 40 posts ago everynyan lost their memories.  :omg:

-Where am I?

Who am I?

...What do dicks look like?

 :tyrone:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Fuura on October 15, 2014, 04:17:48 PM
Nobody will ever join because they'll see that the place is dead and leave.
If we want to bring in people you'll have to wipe the whole site and pretend it started yesterday. Remember to hide everyone's join dates and postcounts.

I don't think its much of a population issue. I guess it would be bad with less people than this, but whatever. API will slowly grow as long as no one leaves. I dont mind it.
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Post by: bubblecat on October 15, 2014, 04:18:39 PM
just delete the site and don't start over

please
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Momona on October 15, 2014, 04:28:35 PM
Nobody will ever join because they'll see that the place is dead and leave.
If we want to bring in people you'll have to wipe the whole site and pretend it started yesterday. Remember to hide everyone's join dates and postcounts.

I don't think its much of a population issue. I guess it would be bad with less people than this, but whatever. API will slowly grow as long as no one leaves. I dont mind it.

But people are leaving!
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Fuura on October 15, 2014, 04:32:27 PM
But people are leaving!

Really? AHHHH!   :owh:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on October 15, 2014, 05:00:58 PM
what is the point of this site without hiro

It is what you make of it.

(http://i.imgur.com/gavKnsV.jpg)

just delete the site and don't start over

please

It hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hur

(http://i.imgur.com/oyNSWyR.jpg)

But people are leaving!

Really? AHHHH!   :owh:

(http://i.imgur.com/gF0FLWD.png)

Yes. And those of us who remain post less and less too.  :sad2:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Fuura on October 15, 2014, 05:11:40 PM
RIP API. I'm glad that I arrived just in time to watch another death of a community. Lets take a few moments to think about the rise and fall of other sites or servers we may have visited, but have since passed away.

Surly there is a place for these communities after death, right?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Royalkitten on October 15, 2014, 05:17:53 PM
all this loss...... :eee:  :tears:  :plz:  :shock:  :sad:  :cry:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Momona on October 15, 2014, 05:19:36 PM
API will always live in our hearts.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on October 15, 2014, 06:54:20 PM
Steam chat is more dead than irc ever was, for the record.

Oh and welcome back but its not like I care or anything.

(http://i.imgur.com/DzFmAig.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Pleinair on October 15, 2014, 09:19:35 PM
I never know when to leave, I'll probably be here till the very end.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: RQ on October 16, 2014, 08:36:17 AM
Why's everyone such a drama queen

If you feel like it post, if not then don't..  :sweatdrop:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Fuura on October 16, 2014, 10:42:28 AM
Why's everyone such a drama queen

It is the natural path. It is inevitable that all princesii grow up to be queens. DRAMA QUEENS

But yeah, I agree. I'm just fun posting
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on October 16, 2014, 02:07:34 PM
Back on topic, ask me anything~
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Fuura on October 16, 2014, 05:41:34 PM
What would you like me to ask you?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on October 16, 2014, 05:59:16 PM
Ask me about what I like and stuff. I don't know!

(http://i.imgur.com/GaI9xWA.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Fuura on October 16, 2014, 06:12:37 PM
What do you like and stuff?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on October 16, 2014, 07:12:22 PM
Cheeky princessii.

(http://i.imgur.com/6iSWoC1.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Fuura on October 16, 2014, 07:15:08 PM
 :kyaa:
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Post by: Tsukikage Yuri on October 17, 2014, 08:21:45 AM
Ok Ming, it's the 2016 American presidential election. The presidential candidates are Reimu or Cirno. Ignoring the obviously wtf of these two somehow being involved with American politics, who do you vote into a four year presidency?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on October 17, 2014, 09:52:58 AM
Reimu.

In exposed armpits we trust. How long until she declares black people as youkai and turn the states into Nazi Germany 2.0?  :shock:

Mostly I just don't think Cirno would be a suitable leader of the most powerful nation on Earth. I do not trust that nine ball with nukes.

(http://i.imgur.com/2pJ0yvJ.png)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on October 19, 2014, 07:31:58 AM
I would probably have gone back to playing a lot of League of Legends to occupy myself in the summer, and by now I'd be getting into ranked play.

And other video games too, especially now that I'm getting more money so I could actually buy them.

I don't think I'd have been as happy over all though, I'm a loner but I still like social interaction from time to time. So I'm thankful to have such a nice community in my life.

(http://i.imgur.com/Kx3oVe5.png)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 11, 2015, 01:03:57 PM
1. ...Dad?

2. What?

3.How old are you?

4. Have you ever made the sess?

5.What is best in life?

6. Am I kawaii? uguu~
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on March 11, 2015, 03:04:33 PM
Ming, why do you like Alice so much?
ALICE AND MING, SITTING IN A TREE
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 11, 2015, 03:08:47 PM
Oh, I almost forgot:

Who's in your avatar?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 11, 2015, 03:26:48 PM
It's Chen wearing Ran's clothes.

(http://i.imgur.com/PsynT3i.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 11, 2015, 03:35:37 PM
I see.

How can you be friendless when you have all of us?

PS:Still waiting on the other questions.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 11, 2015, 04:54:49 PM
Oh, I missed all that.  :owo:


1. ...Dad?


Highly unlikely.

2. What?

I'm going to answer your question with a question. What?

3.How old are you?

Since I like the way I said it on Chuu, I am as old as there are hours in a day.

4. Have you ever made the sess?

I don't know what the sess is.

 :dance:

5.What is best in life?

Non-h Touhou doujins (starring Alice or the Yakumo family, primarily. Keine x Mokou is also top tier)

6. Am I kawaii? uguu~

No.  :laugh:

Ming, why do you like Alice so much?
ALICE AND MING, SITTING IN A TREE

She's like me, but a girl and her magic is actually real.

(http://i.imgur.com/zfPmGSi.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on March 11, 2015, 05:20:23 PM
I always thought that Patchy was more like you.
She's a hardcore hikky with physical illness.
Alice is still cute though. I want an Alice doll that comes with her other dolls
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 11, 2015, 06:02:14 PM
But Alice doesn't have an illness. She's perfect.

Speaking of nothing, I can't wait for synthetic bodies.

(http://i.imgur.com/F6Xyo2Z.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on March 11, 2015, 06:26:02 PM
Did you draw that?
It looks cute.
I'm not sure what I'm going to do when synthetic bodies are a thing.
I dunno if I wanna be the girl or bang the girl.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 11, 2015, 06:36:05 PM
I didn't draw it. But I wish I did.

 :sad2:
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Post by: Ollistar on March 11, 2015, 07:32:31 PM
I didn't draw it. But I wish I did.

 :sad2:

Was it that one dude who hangs around EVERY Alice thread and says that?

Are you that one dude who hangs around EVERY Alice thread and says that?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 11, 2015, 07:38:12 PM
I'm not. I don't post in Alice threads generally.

I haven't posted on the jay since summer even. Because I kept being banned and api was filling my social itch well enough.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 11, 2015, 07:39:46 PM
Why are you so scared of getting on mic? Don't say you're shy, because it's barely social interaction.

Also, how are you both 3D and a dude, yet also moe?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 11, 2015, 07:42:30 PM
I don't have social anxiety. I am social anxiety.

I don't consider myself moe nor do I know what about my person is moe. I am sorry that I am unable to answer your question.

(http://i.imgur.com/tjHZYCW.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 11, 2015, 07:43:58 PM
See, you're sitting there, and you just...


hnnnnNNNNNNNG!
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Post by: McJongJing on March 11, 2015, 07:49:22 PM
NOT KNOWING YOUR MOE IS WHAT MAKES IT SO MOE
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Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 12, 2015, 01:13:09 AM
1.I'd understand strangers, but what's so scary about talking to cute and fun people who love you?

2. How can I protect your innocent lewd smile?

3.On a scale of 1 to Rattle me bones, how much of a skeleon are you?

4.How many of us will die not knowing the gentle touch of a woman?

5.In direct response to the above, can I have a hug?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 12, 2015, 11:54:53 AM
1.I'd understand strangers, but what's so scary about talking to cute and fun people who love you?

I don't have any people like that

 :smoke:

2. How can I protect your innocent lewd smile?

Give me money  :wink:

3.On a scale of 1 to Rattle me bones, how much of a skeleton are you?

Recovering. Hopefully no one will suspect my spooky past by the time school starts in the fall.

4.How many of us will die not knowing the gentle touch of a woman?

Far too many.

(http://i.imgur.com/AxvYEIx.jpg)

5.In direct response to the above, can I have a hug?

You may.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 12, 2015, 12:00:06 PM
1.Why must you say these things which you know will hurt me? :plz:

2.If you had to be the permanent live in Meido to one member of the forum, but could NEET it up together in your off hours, who would it be? Conversely, who here would you want to be in that spot for you?
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Post by: Ollistar on March 12, 2015, 12:07:26 PM
4.How many of us will die not knowing the gentle touch of a woman?

Far too many.

B-but I already do... does it count if she was technically underaged?


Ming, which mobile suit from Gundam is the cutest and why?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 12, 2015, 12:34:59 PM
1.Why must you say these things which you know will hurt me? :plz:

It's the only way to show love that I know  :sad:

2.If you had to be the permanent live in Meido to one member of the forum, but could NEET it up together in your off hours, who would it be? Conversely, who here would you want to be in that spot for you?

Whoever has the least amount of stuff that needs cleaning.  :laugh:

B-but I already do... does it count if she was technically underaged?

It does.  :mad:

Ming, which mobile suit from Gundam is the cutest and why?

The GN Daughteru

(http://i.imgur.com/EUE94pM.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/7Gx00zZ.png)

The why would be that it is petite and feminine, but not a boob-bot, giving it the air of innocence.
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Post by: Ollistar on March 12, 2015, 01:23:49 PM
I'm sorry, Ming. The correct answer was the Zaku II because they have shirts  :kyaa:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 12, 2015, 02:21:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9smHq24.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 12, 2015, 02:37:37 PM
Q:Have you ever not been a friendless disabled NEET beta loser?

Where did it all go wrong?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 12, 2015, 03:34:27 PM
I guess in high school when my eyes starting going all weird.

I did have a lot of friends in college/uni though and did pretty well over all in life.

But it was not to last, I had to drop out because my sight got way too poor during my second term of my second year. Too much strain from too much work. This meant moving back home, and any friends I had here were now gone and I pretty much lost any and all hope, self discipline and and my outlook on life. And I had zero money and would live on barely half a lunch for two years.
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Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 12, 2015, 04:39:18 PM
I see.

Speaking of, I'm hungry. Will you cook for me?

Speaking of, What's Swedish cuisine like?

Speaking of, what's it like to live in a nation that will destroy itself within your lifetime with its insane practices?

I don't know how to transition into this question, but you know I'm just kidding when I jerk you around a bit in chat, yeah?
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Post by: McJongJing on March 12, 2015, 04:44:05 PM
Yeah, sometimes I worry that you're taking the Mingbuse seriously.
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Post by: Ming on March 12, 2015, 07:37:22 PM
Speaking of, I'm hungry. Will you cook for me?

I love cooking, so yes, if it was possible. But you'd have to pay for ingredients.  :wink:

Speaking of, What's Swedish cuisine like?

Pretty much the same as American cuisine, there's something from every culture and lots of mixing going on. The more original, traditional dishes are rarely eaten and often contain blood or fermented fish.  :sad:

Speaking of, what's it like to live in a nation that will destroy itself within your lifetime with its insane practices?

Everything is fine.  :relax:

I don't know how to transition into this question, but you know I'm just kidding when I jerk you around a bit in chat, yeah?

This isn't my first visit to the internet rodeo.

Yeah, sometimes I worry that you're taking the Mingbuse seriously.

Oh gosh now there's even a word for it.

 :kirakira:
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Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 12, 2015, 07:56:03 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot.

How's surstromming?
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Post by: Ming on March 12, 2015, 08:16:51 PM
Never had it. The smell is... unbearable. I do not want to put it in my mouth. Ever.

People do say it tastes very plain, unlike how it smells. But I'm still not gonna try it.  :owh:
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Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 13, 2015, 12:25:26 PM
Would you be my NEET chef slave?

What are you going to do when the muslims and/or feminists take over?

How did it come to this?

How does it feel that when you get your pity job, somebody will apply and be turned away with "Sorry, sir. All our current jobs are reserved for women, minorities, and this one blind fuck." Why, you might even be depriving some NEET of his meal ticket!

PS:Your name is surstromMing now. Don't fight it.

Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 13, 2015, 12:56:26 PM
Would you be my NEET chef slave?

I am nobody's slave.


What are you going to do when the muslims and/or feminists take over?


Become a murderous vigilante

How did it come to this?

Too few actual problems to bitch and moan about. Need more bodies to grow the economy but like any western civilization we have declining birth rates.

How does it feel that when you get your pity job, somebody will apply and be turned away with "Sorry, sir. All our current jobs are reserved for women, minorities, and this one blind fuck." Why, you might even be depriving some NEET of his meal ticket!


I can feel your jealousy. It's exquisite.

PS:Your name is surstromMing now. Don't fight it.

No it's not
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Post by: McJongJing on March 13, 2015, 05:26:02 PM
Why does life feel so cold and empty?
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Post by: Ming on March 13, 2015, 05:42:31 PM
Wish I knew
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Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 13, 2015, 08:52:51 PM
Y-you're still watching this thread, right, Ming-chan?
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Post by: Ming on March 13, 2015, 09:12:26 PM
I see all

 :detective:
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Post by: McJongJing on March 13, 2015, 09:58:59 PM
Is there any piece of art deeper than the japanese roleplaying game?
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Post by: Ming on March 13, 2015, 10:42:09 PM
There is. Poetry written by 16 year olds who wear all black, all the time.
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Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 15, 2015, 09:43:33 PM
Flat or cowtits?
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Post by: Ming on March 15, 2015, 09:50:19 PM
Flat.

I think I prefer petite if we're talking oppai in general.
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Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 16, 2015, 01:43:05 AM
To build on the previous question, why is your taste so shit?
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Post by: Ming on March 16, 2015, 02:00:56 AM
Invalid question. My taste is the best taste in the whole universe.
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Post by: Ollistar on March 16, 2015, 02:04:49 AM
Invalid question. My taste is the best taste in the whole universe.

This is super close to being true.

Big tits are useless and get in the way!
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on March 16, 2015, 02:24:18 AM
Have you ever kissed a girl on...the lips?!?!?!
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Post by: Ming on March 16, 2015, 07:27:57 AM
Only as a pre-teen.

 :sad:

Not that I haven't had my chances and I have been on dates before. I'm just messed up in my head space and I'm unable to deal with intimacy without freaking out.
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Post by: Ollistar on March 16, 2015, 09:14:47 AM
Only as a pre-teen.

 :sad:

Not that I haven't had my chances and I have been on dates before. I'm just messed up in my head space and I'm unable to deal with intimacy without freaking out.

Just fuck her. That'll get you over it.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 16, 2015, 10:31:28 AM
1.How has a gay, disabled, autistic NEET who's too shy to talk to a bunch of other gay autistic NEETs on mic been on more dates than me?

2.How do I get grills to like me?
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Post by: RQ on March 16, 2015, 02:13:20 PM
How's it feel knowing even I cuddled a girl to sleep lmao
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 16, 2015, 02:34:11 PM
1.How has a gay, disabled, autistic NEET who's too shy to talk to a bunch of other gay autistic NEETs on mic been on more dates than me?


Personality most definitely the strong point, always and forever. People have a tendency to feel really comfortable around me and I can be pretty entertaining to be around. I managed to figure out how to keep my weird hidden by the time I entered high school, but previous to that I was definitely 'that creepy kid'. People just never saw me being an autistic retard, but at home I'd just play MMOs and watch anime. And I was really into the paranormal, conspiracies, ancient astronauts, all that stuff.

I was also always an ace student and seemed to be going places (look where I ended up though, haha). Helps that I'm tall with a decent face and large shoulders too so I don't have any any physical features working against me.

Also I had the outright dumb luck to always end up in classes with a male minority. Until college anyway. So I didn't really have to compete for attention.


2.How do I get grills to like me?

I have no idea. Only thing I've ever done is be less... me. But in general, make yourself noticed, and be fun to be around. Doubt I  have to say you need to take care of your appearance.

And people will come to you.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 16, 2015, 02:34:55 PM
Pls no. :sad2:

Was she soft?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Royalkitten on March 16, 2015, 04:46:01 PM
How's it feel knowing even I cuddled a girl to sleep lmao
real gay

Doubt I  have to say you need to take care of your appearance.

And people will come to you.
Not true. Become a homeless looking wonderboy and get wimmin swimmin
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 16, 2015, 04:53:35 PM
Moving on to less depressing topics:

Would you rather make a baby with a mermaid, or a reverse mermaid?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 16, 2015, 04:54:41 PM
Why not both.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 16, 2015, 04:59:59 PM
Why am I, of all people, the least successful with women here?

Why am I actually asking you for advice?

PS: I like the way you think.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on March 16, 2015, 05:06:01 PM
I thought I was the least successful.
I've only kissed one girl.
a girl did show me her boobs once but I dunno if it was on purpose

It probably has something to do with your defeatist attitude.
Of course you've lost the race for female attention, you didn't even show up to the starting line.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 16, 2015, 05:08:57 PM
A girl hugged me and kissed me on the cheek once, but that's it.

Also, I have a defeatist attitude?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on March 16, 2015, 05:38:34 PM
"Everyone else has done better than me"
"I'm a beta"
It's that sort of attitude I'm talking about.
You just need to show more confidence.
being attractive helps too
faces of api thread where?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 16, 2015, 05:48:49 PM
Well, I never said I'd give up or anything, but am I wrong?

Also, no way am I doing that a third time.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Royalkitten on March 16, 2015, 11:36:56 PM
mfw princess illusion shattered  :plz:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 17, 2015, 01:11:17 AM
It's over

 :sad2:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ollistar on March 17, 2015, 01:32:18 AM
It's over

 :sad2:

Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on March 17, 2015, 02:01:25 AM
When are you publishing your neet survival guide?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 17, 2015, 07:36:07 AM
Soon™
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Royalkitten on March 17, 2015, 01:49:06 PM
Why are you a killer?  :eee:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 17, 2015, 02:16:18 PM
Where's the evidence.

 :onsen:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 17, 2015, 05:44:03 PM
With the sweet deal you're getting, how can you possibly be wishing you were still a NEET?

You're getting what most men can only dream of.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 17, 2015, 06:04:27 PM
Because after taxes I'll get like, 25% more money than I did by being a NEET.

 :nyoron:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on March 17, 2015, 06:10:26 PM
Yes, but you're BARELY WORKING!


By the way, if you hate it that much, I'm sure Nanny Sweden would sympathize (because when do they not?) if all the "sudden and stressful hard labor" aggravated your "depression" or some shit.

EDIT: Oh, and you might be mistaken. I don't know how different Swedish tax laws are, but you basically don't get taxed if you don't make a certain amount of money per year. Which, since you don't plan on working for very long, and I very much doubt you're making significantly above minimum wage, so I doubt you'll reach the threshold.

If nothing else, any deducted taxes you will almost certainly get back in your return, which, since you didn't make any money last year, I'm guessing, you won't get until around this time next year (assuming Sweden's tax system is not massively different from ours).

In any case, you still get it, and you still get paid to do nothing, you big baby.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 17, 2015, 06:34:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MnTffSc.gif)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: RQ on March 17, 2015, 09:19:59 PM
Because after taxes I'll get like, 25% more money than I did by being a NEET.

Ya and then you mooch off that tax money by being a NEET

you have NO right to complain mister
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on March 18, 2015, 01:16:57 AM
I can't help the way my heart beats!

(http://i.imgur.com/g5VA6q9.gif)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on April 09, 2015, 06:00:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/oASabxx.png)

What are you doing on the jay?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on April 09, 2015, 07:12:44 AM
Do you prefer the older internet, or the new internet?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on April 09, 2015, 08:04:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/oASabxx.png)

What are you doing on the jay?

Whaaaaaaaat  :laugh:

Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Do you prefer the older internet, or the new internet?

They both have their charm points.

(http://i.imgur.com/wQq61EM.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on April 09, 2015, 08:57:44 AM
For the record, I don't think api injokes have a place on /jp/.

 :nyoron:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on April 09, 2015, 10:02:53 AM
I don't either, aside from the novelty of this one time.

Those first 2 posts aren't me, by the way.

Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on April 09, 2015, 11:30:57 AM
It's cool, once is fine.

 :detective:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ollistar on April 09, 2015, 11:42:00 AM
Ming made it on the 'chan. It's official, he's internet famous! :yay:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on April 09, 2015, 02:12:17 PM
Look out world, some guy on 4chan mentioned me by name once!
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on April 09, 2015, 06:13:13 PM
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on April 14, 2015, 12:32:44 PM
Mom says she'll cop you a new daki, and she'll throw in some chicken tendies (or surstromming tendies, or whatever they have in Sweden) if you go out and do some chores, but you get there, and you see this:

(http://i.imgur.com/G8XFbNX.png)

What do?

(If you can't read it, it says "Police are patrolling this area. Antisocial behaviour will result in an 80£ fine.")
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on April 14, 2015, 01:05:31 PM
Turn around and walk back home.

(http://i.imgur.com/c848dM4.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: RQ on April 14, 2015, 01:23:07 PM
I want to make a video with Ming
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on April 14, 2015, 01:30:21 PM
Seconded.

But what will it be? Just 20 minutes of us playfully bullying Ming as we stick a camera in his face and he weakly protests?

Actually, that gets me to wondering.

Ming:Are you Pewdiepie?

Independent to the above, how do you feel that he is now the most recognized Swede in history?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on April 14, 2015, 02:25:09 PM
He's okay in my book, at least outside of his channel.

Plus he builds gundam models.

Am I jealous of his success? You betcha. But we can't all be winners. Someone has to writhe at the bottom.

(http://i.imgur.com/9dHGf6M.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: RQ on April 14, 2015, 03:40:06 PM
But what will it be? Just 20 minutes of us playfully bullying Ming as we stick a camera in his face and he weakly protests?

This sounds like a lot of fun
Ming bullying show when?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on April 14, 2015, 06:31:35 PM
Putting him on camera could trigger his social anxiety!
He might have a nervous break down!
 :sparkle:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on April 14, 2015, 06:53:13 PM
I am a walking nervous breakdown. The magic computer box is the only place I feel sane.

(http://i.imgur.com/i5VRztj.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: RQ on April 14, 2015, 11:15:13 PM
I wanna put a secret camera in my glasses and meet Ming so we can get a real glimpse into what he is like!

and later use it for the POV porn I'll pressure him into
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on April 15, 2015, 04:41:05 PM
Same question as the mom thing, but instead, you're going out to nag a 70% off sale at the brand new vidya, warhammer, figs, and delicious chocolate store (I have no idea what foods Ming likes).
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on April 15, 2015, 05:24:14 PM
Turn around and walk back home.

(http://i.imgur.com/c848dM4.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on April 15, 2015, 05:41:27 PM
Whoa! Ming-chan's autism level is high!

Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on April 26, 2015, 01:01:24 AM
(http://awaythrough.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/033010article.jpg)
Is this you Ming?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Heavenly Apostle on April 26, 2015, 01:52:28 AM
No way, that is like the antithesis of Ming. The real Ming is an elegant, refined girl. :sparkle:
(http://e-shuushuu.net/images/2015-03-28-722347.jpeg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on April 26, 2015, 03:11:18 AM
An elegant girl who has to eat lunch in the toilet.
She's such a LOSER
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on April 26, 2015, 03:25:09 AM
I'd eat on the toilet with her. Of course, there wouldn't be many places to sit. She might have to sit ob my lap.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on April 26, 2015, 03:29:58 AM
If she was hungry, would you let her eat your burrito?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on April 26, 2015, 06:10:05 AM
Not me sorry.

 :relax:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on April 26, 2015, 06:16:57 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/OjuDL9j.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on April 26, 2015, 09:13:37 AM
Delete this!
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on April 26, 2015, 09:32:52 AM
We all know what you look like Mingchan
One day I'm gonna cum all over this photo

I remember you posting an actual photo of you and your cat on Chuu (rip lest we forget)
Did anyone save it?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on April 26, 2015, 10:46:22 AM
You must be mistaken, I don't even have a cat

 :damn:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on April 26, 2015, 05:54:43 PM
You must be mistaken, I don't even have a cat

 :damn:
No I'm 100% certain that there's a picture of you with a cat.
You can't lie to me buster  :sparkle:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on April 26, 2015, 06:14:11 PM
Well you're 100% wrong

 :sparkle:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Kami_sama on April 26, 2015, 07:05:31 PM
Anyone wants to do a Ming-Safari with me ? We'd hang out in the dangerous places of Sweden or whichever northern country Ming lives in, I'm not sure which one's the good one, look for a big guy who seems afraid of the outside world and take picture of him. :wave:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on April 26, 2015, 07:10:48 PM
I always thought that Ming would be a feeble pimple nosed Asian.
Ming, are you actually Asian?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on April 26, 2015, 07:16:31 PM
Anyone wants to do a Ming-Safari with me ? We'd hang out in the dangerous places of Sweden or whichever northern country Ming lives in, I'm not sure which one's the good one, look for a big guy who seems afraid of the outside world and take picture of him. :wave:

It'd be a dangerous undertaking. We'd be under constant threat of being shot by muslims and feminists, and since we're both white males, we can't let the police see us with weapons of our own, or they'll throw us in gulags.

I'm in.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ollistar on April 26, 2015, 07:21:40 PM
I'm in. I have a friend who could come. He'll do anything crazy if he can film it and has a knack for bullshitting his way out of anything. He'd be a valuable asset in this situation.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Kami_sama on April 26, 2015, 07:22:53 PM
We'll get boxes and hide under them. :sparkle:

(http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/7-6/AhhxZqEqf2-2.png)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on April 26, 2015, 07:29:27 PM
This Ming safari sounds like fun, I want to go too! But it does defeat the purpose a little...

I always thought that Ming would be a feeble pimple nosed Asian.
Ming, are you actually Asian?

Well... I'm Caucasian.  :laugh:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on April 26, 2015, 07:36:35 PM
Just put on skirts and we'll be able to slip right through.
 :dance:

Ming my image of you has been shattered.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on May 12, 2015, 06:59:59 PM
Where's your new avatar from?

It's looks like Kaguya, but she seems...off.

Also, in the interest of getting this thread off the ground again, what are you the otaku of?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on May 12, 2015, 07:06:58 PM
It's Kaguya.

I'm an Alice otaku.

(http://i.imgur.com/aa6EYAJ.jpg)

Pictured: Topic of interest
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on May 12, 2015, 07:09:36 PM
It's Kaguya.

I'm an Alice otaku.

(http://i.imgur.com/aa6EYAJ.jpg)

Pictured: Topic of interest

Yes, it's Kaguya, but from where?

Also, why do you love Alice?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on May 12, 2015, 07:46:32 PM
If Alice turned out to be your next door neighbor, what would you do?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: murasa on May 12, 2015, 08:28:38 PM
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on May 13, 2015, 11:32:56 AM
If Alice turned out to be your next door neighbor, what would you do?

It would probably involve kidnapping.

What did you want to be when you grew up?

Professional adventurer! Comic book artist! Chef! Animator! Soldier! Cop! Fireman! Pilot! Guy that makes video games! Lots of things. But I think what I wanted to be most was a historian.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on May 13, 2015, 04:38:46 PM
Ming is ignoring me. :sad2:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on May 13, 2015, 07:14:22 PM
I don't know the source, saved it from /jp/ some time.

I tried listing reasons for why I like Alice but it got a little creepy so I didn't post it.

(http://i.imgur.com/62Vwj0E.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on May 13, 2015, 07:27:42 PM
Now we're even more intrigued.
POST.
IT.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Royalkitten on May 13, 2015, 07:36:42 PM
we all know mcjoangnjoins secret tell us yours
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on May 13, 2015, 08:59:03 PM
If you don't post it now, we'll have a mental image that's creepier than the truth.

We're all depraved perverts here. What have you got to lose?
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Post by: Kami_sama on May 13, 2015, 09:18:55 PM
inb4 Alice looks like a female of his family. :eee:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on May 13, 2015, 09:21:09 PM
How could you look at your imouto like that Ming
 :tears:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Pleinair on May 14, 2015, 12:51:38 AM
It's easy when you're not blood related.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on May 14, 2015, 12:57:07 AM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/ce8c86a7052a0571af89ba30b956a61b/tumblr_n6h9pd7OmJ1rfb9m7o1_400.jpg)
Dude that's fucking disgustingly hot
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ollistar on May 14, 2015, 01:46:09 AM
It's easy when you're not blood related.

(https://41.media.tumblr.com/ce8c86a7052a0571af89ba30b956a61b/tumblr_n6h9pd7OmJ1rfb9m7o1_400.jpg)
Dude that's fucking disgustingly hot

(http://i.imgur.com/z7qguEg.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Hiro on May 15, 2015, 02:23:43 PM
We're all depraved perverts here. What have you got to lose?
speak for urself fool
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ollistar on May 15, 2015, 02:41:31 PM
We're all depraved perverts here. What have you got to lose?
speak for urself fool

This.

I'll have you know I'm a very indulgent pervert..
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on May 15, 2015, 04:48:50 PM
No doubt
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on July 05, 2015, 08:05:52 PM
Why do you have such a powerful lust for women that look like men?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on July 05, 2015, 08:43:55 PM
Strength is attractive
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on July 06, 2015, 03:41:50 AM
I just realised I'm young enough to be Mings daughters future sugar daddy :love:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on July 06, 2015, 07:05:00 AM
Not really, I always self insert as Alice.

(http://i.imgur.com/MmccLwC.png)

And I'm old enough to be the big brother who always beats you up, Jackie boy

 :smoke:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Hiro on July 06, 2015, 07:13:22 AM
theres nothing more annoying than someone who claims to have no friends.  Do you really have no friends?  None at all?  Have you honestly gone without talking to someone other than your family for more than say a year?  Do you really know what thats like?  Because it seems you socialize as much or more than most norms ive met.  yeah, sure, you dont leave your house.  but theres no correlation between being a shut in and having no friends in this day and age.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on July 06, 2015, 07:22:39 AM
It's not hard Hiro.
Some of us legitimately don't have friends.
I have a few uni clubs I go to, but I wouldn't consider anyone from those friends, since I don't even remember their names or talk to them outside of meetings.
To have friends you have to be able to approach others and have prolonged conversation with them.
People like me and Ming simply can't do that, or are unwilling to.
So yes. Unless you count e-friends some of us really don't have any friends.

Although I feel like I've just been baited or something.
In which case good job Hiro, yah got me!


no matter how much you beat me Ming, it won't unfuck her
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Hiro on July 06, 2015, 07:36:44 AM
e-friends count

try having no friends at all for about a year then come back to me, -tough guy-
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on July 06, 2015, 07:53:09 AM
:sorry:
Disregard all of that I suck e-friend cocks
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on July 06, 2015, 07:56:42 AM
Quote
Have you honestly gone without talking to someone other than your family for more than say a year?

I have zero friends in real life, and my online relations are just API.

I barely ever say anything to my brother other than hi, and anything I say to my dad is either good morning, thanks for the food, or a comment about the weather. Sometimes he'll start bitching about the government and how they should let him leech more on society but it's not really a conversation and I just try to find and opening to leave without seeming rude.

At work I just act nice but I don't really socialize. I could, if it was people my age. But there's a huge generational gap.

Only once in my 3 years of being a NEET did I actually make a friend, but it only lasted some 3 months.

Before API, I didn't even have any "e-friends". And the only people I would really speak to were government people from the employment office.

I can thrive socially in various situations, but I haven't been in one of those since college.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on July 06, 2015, 08:00:22 AM
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no matter how much you beat me Ming, it won't unfuck her

Don't insult my unborn child
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on July 06, 2015, 08:04:25 AM
Even finding e-friends can be difficult sometimes.
Steam is full of weirdos, traditional forums are usually shit, and imageboards don't lend themselves well to friend making.
The Last time I had an e-friend outside of api he refused to talk to me after a few weeks.
API truly are my only friends.


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no matter how much you beat me Ming, it won't unfuck her

Don't insult my unborn child
She should feel honoured
 :wink:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Hiro on July 06, 2015, 08:14:44 AM
when you say your friendless but you have e-friends, do you not realize how you are devaluing the friends you have?  Sure, you can be one of those sorry excuses for human that think e-friends are somehow different than real friends.  But if thats your mindset, maybe your the reason you don't feel that you have friends or that you cant get new friends.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on July 06, 2015, 08:18:46 AM
I do value e-friends less than irl friends

You wanna fight about it you un-friending monster
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on July 06, 2015, 08:25:42 AM
maybe your the reason you don't feel that you have friends or that you cant get new friends.
I already know that  :laugh:
I value the friends I have on api, but there's a distinct difference between efriends and real friends.
I can't go to the bar with you guys. We can't sleep over at each others houses and play video games.
We can't go out to get dinner with each other.
There's something missing when you can't see each other in person.

Also people on the internet can put up facades far more easily.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Hiro on July 06, 2015, 08:37:31 AM
yeah and you both think somehow in some way people are less than people because they are online.  the reason for your psuedo-loneliness is you and you alone.  You try to rationalize how terrible you are to people online because of some notion that "everyone is like that".  Why not try taking down your guard around people online, you might actually get a friend.  Sure, you'll get annoyed, or hurt, and lose people along the way, but thats what you have to do to make long lasting friendships.

so basically, stop feeling sorry for yourselves and stop putting yourselves in an impenetrable bubble.

You wanna fight about it you un-friending monster
The only time I de-friend is with people who are A) dont really want an actual friendship or B) put up such a defensive stance that its nearly impossible to hang out with them.  My friendship isn't a charity, I befriend people who are fun to socialize with.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on July 06, 2015, 09:00:05 AM
I'm not saying e-friends are without worth, but such a friendship does not compare with knowing each other and interacting face to face.

Missing that is what makes you feel lonely. But you'd be even more lonely without any e-friends.

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My friendship isn't a charity, I befriend people who are fun to socialize with.

This is fair, can't argue.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Kami_sama on July 06, 2015, 01:09:43 PM
Not really, I always self insert as Alice.
This man knows how to do it. :wave:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on July 06, 2015, 01:33:03 PM
Of course...!

(http://i.imgur.com/LvTrEVU.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on July 06, 2015, 05:39:38 PM

Only once in my 3 years of being a NEET did I actually make a friend, but it only lasted some 3 months.

W-What happened?

I'm not saying e-friends are without worth, but such a friendship does not compare with knowing each other and interacting face to face.



That's what voice chat or even Skype. :wave:

Would you be 3D friends with the princessii if it were more geographically convenient?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on July 06, 2015, 05:55:05 PM
Of course!

What happened... I just didn't stay in touch and turned down invites to hangout. My depression was getting really bad and other circumstances kept bringing me down.

It's a damn shame too because he was the super rare, cool otaku type. When things got better for me I thought about giving him a call but I got too anxious because I'd been so rude before and just seemingly dropped of the planet.

Why do I have to be such a socially anxious dick for

 :omg2:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on July 06, 2015, 06:00:50 PM
Give him a call man.
The Last time I had a weeb friend, other than api, he refused to talk to me after a few weeks because he claimed he was too autistic for it.
Guy was really fine though, and I'd love to hear from him again.

Just give him a call, and explain that you were depressed or whatever.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on July 06, 2015, 06:05:52 PM
^^^

You literally have nothing to lose. It won't hurt, I promise.

I believe in you!
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on July 06, 2015, 06:06:33 PM
It's been 2 years, it'd be weird. Guy probably doesn't live here anymore (he was saving money to go study) either.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on July 06, 2015, 06:08:13 PM
Hunt him down on Facebook.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ollistar on July 07, 2015, 01:26:56 AM
Hunt him down on Facebook.

Lit just call him. Like the worst that happens is he moved away and his final thought of you isn't you being a depressed jerk.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on July 07, 2015, 02:34:25 AM
It's been 2 years, it'd be weird. Guy probably doesn't live here anymore (he was saving money to go study) either.
So? Just email him.
What's the worst that can happen.
You have literally nothing to lose, and a whole friend to gain  :yay:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Royalkitten on July 07, 2015, 04:24:53 AM
you could just end it all  :yay:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: RQ on July 07, 2015, 08:02:08 AM
The only time I de-friend is with people who are A) dont really want an actual friendship or B) put up such a defensive stance that its nearly impossible to hang out with them.  My friendship isn't a charity, I befriend people who are fun to socialize with.

C) when they're too gay4u  :laugh:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Hiro on July 07, 2015, 08:08:13 AM
move on RQ
just move on okay
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on August 02, 2015, 03:28:06 PM
Why have you cheated on Alice with, by my count, Chen, Ran, Shinmyoumaru, Yuuka, and now Tewi?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on August 02, 2015, 03:30:09 PM
Avatar != Waifu
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on August 02, 2015, 03:53:35 PM
Just keep telling yourself that.

Also, why are you oppressing us? The rules literally state there aren't any rules other than to be cute and fun.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: a worthless person on August 02, 2015, 03:57:32 PM
ummm

ming?

i'd like to make a formal request:

please don't use tewi as your avatar, she's my second favorite touhou
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on August 02, 2015, 04:28:56 PM
This right after posting a suggestive image of my two dimensional soulmate?

When I find something new, I'll change it

Maybe in a day or two
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on August 11, 2015, 06:07:32 PM
Ming, your new avatar would appear to be Remi attempting to seduce me in order to slake her own delibitating arousal.

This is hardly an improvement.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on August 12, 2015, 06:47:02 AM
She's showing off her charisma
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Kami_sama on August 12, 2015, 07:52:08 AM
I like it :kyaa:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on August 21, 2015, 11:10:19 AM
When will you set off the Day of the Rope in Sweden, so that others may follow in your example?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on August 21, 2015, 11:36:14 AM
???????????????
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on August 21, 2015, 01:09:06 PM
I thought it was pretty straightforward. What's the matter?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on August 21, 2015, 01:17:56 PM
WHat the HECK is a day of the rope
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on August 21, 2015, 01:53:29 PM
The Day when the unjust will get their justice and be purged.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on August 21, 2015, 02:30:58 PM
When someone hands me the funds to create a revolution, duh
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on September 11, 2015, 09:14:56 PM
Are you the one responsible for maintaining the now month and a half old Alice thread on /jp/?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on September 12, 2015, 05:15:08 AM
Nope

I don't really post on 4chan anymore, I just lurk sometimes
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on September 12, 2015, 05:35:56 AM
Who's the SECOND best Touhou?
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on September 12, 2015, 06:33:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/J5vbnin.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: McJongJing on September 12, 2015, 08:29:45 AM
Respectable taste
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on December 14, 2015, 05:23:41 PM
What do you and your degenerate musclegirl fetish think of this top cutie?
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVlz_HdVAAA-WHr.jpg)

If you approve, we may be able to come to a compromise on taste.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on December 14, 2015, 05:28:45 PM
Don't know who that is but she looks cute from this angle at least  :sing:
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on December 14, 2015, 06:09:50 PM
That's WWE wrestler Asuka.

Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: ScumbagSoldier on October 07, 2016, 01:09:20 PM
Ming.

Why haven't you assumed control of the @Sweden twitter yet? They give that shit out for free.
Title: Re: I'm a friendless disabled NEET beta loser. Ask Me Anything!!
Post by: Ming on October 23, 2016, 03:24:25 PM
Twitter is for normies