You need to become API Kitten, RK!
Oh and for the record, this is what I like to play, or at least did, couple years ago:
Top: Jarvan, Volibear, Teemo
Mid: Karthus, Akali
Jungle: Kayle, Nocturne, Jarvan
I can play bot lane, but I'm no good at it / don't like being support while being crappy at AD carry.